CHALLENGER'S RAP

• (Rap starts at 0:28 of the instrumental)
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• I don't give a fuck what you think about me
• You're George Foreman and I'm motherfucking Ali
• I'll float like a butter fly and sting like a bee
• So if I say something and you don't agree
• Do me a fucking favour and go cry in the corner
• Go and fill this whole room with water
• I'm remorseless motherfucker, I'm never stopping
• And don't you dare give me that fake-ass shit about "getting the pistols poppin'"
• 'Cause I know for a fact that you ain't gonna do shit
• Closest thing to firing a gun that you've ever done is being a fan of the Clips
• But hey, snitches get stitches - why's that?
• Probably because a blade is worse to taste than a gat
• So fuck guns and clips
• I'll show you blades and rips
• Slit your fucking wrists
• Go to your grave, laugh and take a piss
• One down, two to go
• Roll up outside your parents' home
• Wait 'till it's dark and quiet
• Sneak in, go to the kitchen and...see that your mum's on a vegan diet?
• Damn, now I got another reason to kill the bitch
• Jump her when she comes down the stairs, punch her in the lips
• Put a sack over her head, stomp her while she's on the floor
• I can guarantee you that she won't be talking no more
• Two down, one to go
• Ever since I first heard of you I put your whole family on death row
• Now your punk-ass dad is finally here
• But by the time he sees me I'm far too near
• The dumbass was wearing his binoculars backwards
• Smacked him in the face, crying his eyes out looking like a natural disaster
• Tied him to the nearest chair
• Took his eyes out with a screwdriver 'till there was nothing left in his sockets but air
• So now your whole legacy is dead and gone
• And I'll use it as a warning; when you battle with Foreigner, mercy is never agreed upon