Battles  Brillig vs Knuckle

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

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  • I'm like Metroid I drop bombs when I'm rollin'
  • you're like a hemmeroid, an asshole itch that got your boys groaning,
  • let me draw this up like matt groening, you'll be yellow-faced
  • at the pace this is going, opening shots will be springfield (all right)
  • in my hands clutched and iron-sighted, on your nuts,
  • unloading
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  • your ark of the governent gon sink, i'll be sipping tea,
  • pinkies up, pleasure-boating, unthinking crimes land a
  • snitch in the clink, you a turncoat, think, before you keep gloating
  • my homefields the brink, you a compass in the triangle,
  • don't know where you're going, and like earhardt you'll never get home
  • don't even dare start, or like a needle i'll put a threa(t/d) on,
  • sow this shit up, a field a wheat, where this breads from
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  • so I'll deflate you like a zeppelin, for getting headstrong,
  • hindenburg flames'll burn you dead wrong, you stuck to my
  • ass like a wet thong, if i lean over or sneeze, in a crack
  • you're gone. imma post you like a corkboard, thumbtack and all
  • on a bureaucratic desk in franz kafka's halls, yall micron small
  • your words are nerf balls in gaza, kinda reckless,
  • no spine in you hecklers, back of the bleacher seats
  • just to stand tall, i'm like spinach i bust this (can and / cannon) RAW!
  • popeye here to wreck this,
  • yall just a t-shirt and necklace, i'm a left-jab to solar plexus,
  • these anchor arms'll make a tall ship change direction
  • yall just a poke on myspace or a scam on craigslist
  • your grin-game's politician level, like them your mind-game's pre-K
  • my head-space is rap-Che, this next play better be matched-weight
  • yall domestic as hedgerow-and a latched gate.
  • and pass like hot air and bad smell,
  • flatulate.

DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • got subliminal uncivil evil thoughts
  • that dont make sense when i try to connect the dots
  • while the only problem you got are leaves on apples made by mott's
  • my rap is hated by cops
  • and other niggas i pretend like,
  • but fuck em imma kill em with rhymes and a mike
  • you be ordering 500 dollar bb guns from evike
  • just to look gangsta and cool
  • but it aint working, you just drool
  • as you witness bitches i bring home
  • and at your mouth you start foam
  • you dick still aint grown
  • and you got disowned
  • your kingdom got overthrown
  • i now own this throne
  • so back off and sight tight
  • and wash off the epic loss from this fight
  • ‘cause every mother’s day needs a mother’s night
  • For now everything just seem so right
  • Admire my mind, admire what i write
  • you make my fire ignite

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