CHALLENGER'S RAP

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• You're my challenge? Are you kidding me?
• If you want to get destroyed, well guess what, prepare to be.
• I'm a legend,
• a damn God amongst men living in the present,
• I rhyme so good it's criminal,
• you do it so bad you aint rational,
• now wanting to battle was optional,
• but when I see an easy target it steps up beyond casual.
• It doesn't take much effort to defeat you,
• with these weak ass raps your ass spews,
• you're coming out of this shaken and heavily bruised,
• whilst I'm not even scratched, making front page of the news,
• the only thing useful thing you'll do is shine my shoes.
• Your kind is a Dying Breed,
• hey shorty, you're what we don't need,
• something we don't desire,
• but I've got raps so accurate I'm like a sniper.
• You're so shit, you resort to "ah"s and "oh"s,
• sorry, but if you're for real, it doesn't show.
• You have the brain power of a toddler,
• you cause people so much distress with your raps I swear you're Hitler.
• Go ahead, "keep me in a cage", just fuckin' try, you fuckin disaster,
• I'll drop you so fast and sell yo ass so fast you'd swear I'm your master.
• You can't rap for shit,
• Yeah, not one bit,
• How about you put away mommy's laptop and go and get fit?
• Your raps are like something off of a SNL skit
• It would be an understatement to call them shit
• They're like a train wreck,
• so horrible and yet you can't look away,
• if you think you're good
• you need a brain check.
• Whilst I'm here spitting shit so good
• you're found behind a dumpster
• having bestiality sex
• but you were so barbaric they caught you in a net.
• See,
• You're getting burned so hard
• you need more than ice
• you need all of Antarctica to house yo fat ass,
• Jesus Christ!
• I'd ask for your IQ,
• but there'd be no answer from you,
• your humpty dumpty dumb ass wouldn't know what an IQ is,
• back in school it's clear you failed every single English quiz.
• True raps require thought and effort,
• rather than be written by some talentless pervert,
• Hell, I may be no rap expert,
• but your piss-poor verses are causing distress,
• across the globe.
• I don't know why I bother
• with posers like you
• actually, no one is low enough to be on your level
• ask anyone
• they tell you it's been 10 months
• since you promised to get a job and move out the fuckin house.
• But no, like a rat, you stay in there,
• dwelling in the basement with a laptop and a cold beer,
• because outside there is just no social life,
• dumped by all girls, your normality was knifed.
• Bitch.