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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- If your just hittin it, then your missin it
- Your gonna have to learn how to lick it
- You wont me to be yo sho-ty
- But ya dont want to give me no mo-ney
- Come on and get me all ho-nay
- But ya aint gonna get none hun-nay
- Touch it right, make my toes curl
- Do you think you can really rock my world?
- See there is a little thing called the clit
- And if your just hittin it, your missing it
- Now I need you to get down and dirty
- Didnt nobody say this would be perdy
- Now back to the subject spread my legs
- Keep going down and make me beg
- Open it up and get ready to be tough
- Lick it right till I say its enough
- Mmmmmmmm Thats enough
- See! If your just hittin it
- Then your missin it
- Your gonna have ta learn how ta lick it
- Ya want me to be yo sho-ty
- But you dont want to give me no mo-ney
- Come on and get me all ho-nay
- But ya aint gonna get none hun-nay
- So back to the money at hand
- So you want to be my man
- Well you got needs and I got the goods
- So I think our agreement is understood
- So you packin 12 inches down there?
- Well it takes more then that for me to care
- You got to know how to open yo mouth
- And get down and dirty just like the south
- Cause if ya just hittin it then your missin it
- Your gonna have to learn how to lick it
- You wont me to be yo sho-ty
- But ya dont want to give me no mo-nay
- Come on and get me all ho-nay
- But you aint gonna get none hun-nay
- Cause if ya just hittin it then ya missin it
- Ya gonna have to learn how to lick it
- ©2009 (TJ) Felts
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I'm pleasantly thinking..
- Ive got the power to turn the bravest of men
- into hesitant bitch minxs.
- Stunned with astonishment, reverend's
- blinking,
- Eat Barack Obama, then vomit his insides on
- Jessica Simpson
- I'm after your head, disaster at best, i'll
- gather your family and get them to laugh at
- your death, mere fraction, a pest, screw
- fashionably, late, too laughable, poor
- brute bastard, you whore, chew plastic,
- a born true spastic, you've fled.
- You're new to the site.
- So this verse will astonish like a beautiful
- sight
- That line's beautiful, right?
- My lines raise curiosity like shooting a knife
- or cupid at night, I'm stupid, all right, like
- Jupiter's moons, 'nigga' move it, yer blocking my sight.
- I'm pouring my words, i'll soar like a bird but
- my poop isn't white!
- You may think I'm losing it, sad little
- lunatic, bruising chicks, using a noose and
- shit.
- Like norman bates.
- But i'm off the chain like a neutered dick!
- No penises were harmed in the making of this rap
- *crosses fingers behind back*