DEFENDER'S RAP

• Alright, now everyone put down your phones and listen to cones.
• Level three?
• If I can recall correctly you didn't even make it to level sixtythree,
• I was the true bees knees, no one got in the way of me,
• you're just a newbie, puny, runescape groupie and a little bit loony.
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• Someone pass me a doobie,
• I'm gonna solve this mystery quicker than scooby,
• I should be the star in a runescape movie,
• even Zezima fears me, "cones can I have a autograph quickly?"
• Sorry Zezima, not unless you give me free marijuana,
• Level 99 in farming I'm a marijuana farmer, wearing full sick cunt armor
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• You say you're a survivor? Here's a reminder,
• I was the one who put you in a wilderness coma, gave you PvP Ebola,
• Now you're not so sure if fighting my pure was the right idea at all,
• I don't wanna put you back in lumbridge it's a really long fall,
• and sorry for stealing your bronze long sword,
• I know it was the only thing you could afford.