Battles DrossCostello vs RandomNonsense
RULES
NO BACKSPACING OR EDITING (I had to edit my "spaces" to format it to fit this odd battle format. Still figuring it out.
Max of 22 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- You might be a "Rap Demon" but I'll make you WHITE AS A'GHOST
- Watch you ROAST while I BOAST, bitch "IM THE HOST"
- burn you like TOAST!
- You can even get on with you RAMBLIN' while you SCRAMBLE IN,
- tryin to get the HANDLE IN this "game" CALL ME RAMBO THEN!
- You're just another fucked JUNKIN, Skunk like a Drunk FLUNKIN,
- couldn't pass the 5th grade so you ask if I want FRIES OR ONIONS!
- Get BACK to your NAP SACK before you GET JACKED,
- I'll take that "8 TRACK" and your BACKPACK and ya' MOMS HAT -
- RIGHT BEFORE I TAP THAT WITH THIS MAC
- SLAP LIKE A FLAPJACK!
- Get outta' my FACE! You a DISGRACE to your OWN RACE, you can't
- even run, cause I set this PACE to quick and TOOK FIRST PLACE!
- Go back to your TRAILER HOME, and STAY ALONE,
- where you BeLonnnng!
- since where you live they "FROWN UPON THAT *GAYER ZONE*"
- I'll straight up SPRAY you with an "A" "K" DUDE! ...OMERTA,
- we'll never "MAKE" you, you be like "Stacks" from GoodFellas
- At your own WAKE FOOL! and it ain't no Fools cause it ain't APRIL!
- Yeah I'm VANILLA but REELA' then other KILLA's cause I'm the ILLA'
- SPITTA GET IT WIT YA come back twice before I KILL YA!
- Last line to make it EVEN, YOU THE FAGGOT GON' BE LEAVIN
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Yes, I'd better confess to lyrical molesting
- I can't stress enough how much I'm the best at it
- Interesting, a weak emcee testing me, how funny
- But this ain't for the shits and giggles
- When I'm shooting I'll keep you dancing like the Wiggles
- I'm keeping it real niggas cos my fly rhymes stack mad figures
- I'm the phenomenon that keeps getting better
- Got more mad fans than nerds at Comic-Con
- Dads and Moms, oops I meant Mums
- This is my game, knocking you down like Dominos
- Delivery as good as Dominoes
- Raw rhymin' and raw flows keeps you drivelling hoes at bay
- Complete devastation to my competition, no breaks or intermissions
- It's a must to study my flow, I'm a maestro at any pace, fast or slow
- Spit and cuss buddy, I show my worth in this game but they ain't got a Cluedo (clue though)
- Your skills are shoddy, nobody nodding to your rhymes though