DEFENDER'S RAP

• Hey Faggot / Hey Freak / Hey you girly worthless gay
• Give me every minute back that I wasted looking at your face
• Your very presence irritates me / I can't listen to what you say because
• your lack of masculinity sickens me and I can't take it
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• Ah! / You're a state, a disgrace and I ought to mention
• that every hair on your head is a cry for attention
• If you insist on that image then you deserve to be emasculated
• so take a long hard look in the mirror and re-evaluate it
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• Finished? You really think you're more masculine?
• Na man, you're insecure and full of it, take a laxative
• I'm so sure of myself I'm practically reaching nirvana
• you're that guy that says "no homo" after he eats a banana
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• I got that confidence that only comes with competence
• but judging from your comments you've got some internal con-fuh-lict
• Oh you gave your mate a hug? Yeah better tap his back
• 'cause you're scared people think you want to tap his back
• I'm that guy that's calm and shows affection to friends
• You're that guy that guarded and keeps his feelings in his head
• I'm that guy that's strong enough to admit to his weakness
• You're that guy that feels the need to stuff it when he's on the beach