Battles Hutch vs Sexxydave
RULES
Rap about golf. Redoing the battle since I accidentally missed this rule the last time.
Max of 32 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Sexxydave won this battle!
3 ROUNDS
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Battle on February 26 2014 and Battle on February 28 2014
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Walk on the course with these iron bars,
- Run you over a couple of times in a golf cart,
- Since when was a hole-in-one ever hard?
- I'll put a hole-in-one of your heads, under par,
- If this ain't the "fair way" to do it, I don't know what is,
- I understand Wii Sports is as good as you'll ever get,
- Bitch, how come you took over three putter hits?
- You're close but can't make make it, now ain't that amazin'?
- At the start of each go, I'm always the "driver,"
- Your "angle of approach" is goin' straight skyward,
- Catch with the new world, after "Iron Byron,"
- Whenever it's my turn, my hits will take off will fly on,
- You ain't the real deal, you just a caddie,
- Every shot you've taken ended up badly,
- See when I leave, I'm leaving happy,
- No "hazards" in the way, never no tragedies,
- Hutch,
DEFENDER'S RAP
- alright you got your'e swing plane, and decent rhyme play
- tame i came but you came abrupt, disin me left in right, its time for me to adjust,
- enough, its time to go public, with your handicap thats not announced,
- cant denounce it correctly, it's to big to even pronounce
- even! word should not be used, your game ranges 10 over to nothing
- because you quit to fast for you to come up with something.
- shitin me right? damn, it could have been a good fight.
- your words are tight, not gonna lie, so fly they touch the sky,
- but your golfing says different, your nothing short from cruddy,
- like the idea of miley's bear being "cute and cuddly".
- sinkin shots like i was drinkin non-stop, your shankin and cuttin hapin to head for the mountains
- shoutin and poutin, becomin rotten, your swing plane's forgotten
- try to make a "good out" but ball comes out lost and unfound, hope lost and your doubt found,
- you come to rappad to pound keys into submission, typing to release another hopeless defeat,
- your gone, you retreat to your rapping technique, dealt with and helpless
- now your seeking for wellness, it all ends with you on Oprah's next help list