Battles Zigified vs ParaDoXet
RULES
Funny rap or parody
Max of 40 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- U look so perfect at the fair
- I couldn't even dare
- See you sucking me down there
- Damn I'm a tool fuck you square...
- But you look so perfect standing there
- My dick hung low in my underwear
- But I'm so fat that you won't chat
- Your fake ass boobs are a wanking call
- But my dicks to small for it to install
- But I don't care your just there...
- I see you eat that candy cane
- I could jump on a horse and fuck it for fame
- Cuz I'm insane to buy you champagne
- You run right by to see the lights
- God this is outright to be in delight
- Cuz....
- You look so perfect standing there
- My dick hung low in my underwear
- But I'm so fat that you won't chat
- Your fake ass boobs are a wanking call
- But my dicks to small for it to install
- But I don't care that your just there. ..
- Your boyfriend makes you cry out loud
- Needless did I know that u just got plowed
- Like a horse with just force
- That the portapotty fell on me
- Damn I dreamt it could be three
- With me ontop so you could pop
- As they ran for the gate to escape
- The people smelt shit from the shot
- Of jizz on me why couldn't I see
- That she's a hoe who liked to blow
- But....
- You looked so perfect standing there
- My dick hung low in my underwear
- But I'm so fat that you won't chat
- Your fake ass boobs are a wanking call
- But my dicks to small for a install
- But I don't care damn hoe u broke my underwear!!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- RING ! RING !
- O' wait, that was my phone, didn't recognise' my new ringtone
- Excuse me while ill be ramberling, .. haha guees who it is..
- Its Mr Ming!, ringa ding ding... Ever heard a ninja sing?
- Well now you will, coz, Mr Ming is a ninja swing king kinda thing.
- Loves partyin' while hes minglelin'
- Enjoyin' be away some, from hes belovin' Beijeng
- And when he's here, he dosn't care..
- Showin' of he's favorite bling bling, all fake, give or take.
- Guess Ming is a weird offspring, but thats just he's thing
- the dear ninja king /Always here celebratin, when he's done
- some cruel battlein' -Oh, here he goes.. Mr.Ming
- Sensei... doing it hes own way, full on , with no delay o'o'o' kay'
- - I can see just what he is thinking- And soon we will be
- aggressivly drinking... Mr.Ming ? /He wants, Sake' Sake'
- and then he'll be doing some fuckee' fuckee..
- NinjA, , A proper fucka.. - withA' KatanA, on a bloody raid
- 'Down in sweeeet home alabamA!
- He might sound a little off
- But I promise
- He's A Boss, mooded, , looking swaggy with he's arms across and
- he beats all the sissies at lacross
- -today and every sunDay, Hooray -
- raisin' all kind of gay fuss..He dosn't care, coooz..
- He's a Boss....
- It's never ending, Mr.Ming and he's glory bathin'
- Not for Fame -He's just lovin' the Game..
- Swing!, rinkading, kung Fu, aced pace'd, - Mojo Madness, So long -
- Now he's gone
- King kong wrote this song..
- Ding ding, ding batta bing, sing, sing...
- relax, party to max, ...let Mr.Ming do he's thing
- havin' a funky prime time
- Always ready
- To give a piece of he's mind, one of a kind
- - clearly derailed, its long ago that boat sailed. -
- .But Its fine, Mr.Ming will always shrine.
- ...Just enjoying some magical time...
- -Puff! Puff! Pass it on, and go join a weird Singalong-
- And now Mr.Ming is really Gone