Battles vs HolyEnlightenment
RULES
Light fun, not vicious. Try not to swear much. Lines need to be quick, don't put much thought into them
Max of 16 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Anonymous won this battle!
START YOUR OWN BATTLE
Thousands of battles have taken place on RapPad. Why not join the fun?
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I'm new and improved you can call me a noob
- i'm so gangsta street hard makes you look like a boob
- but im not here to cuss i'm polite not rude
- don't want you to burn bad i'll get the lube
- what's my point, i got nothing to prove
- where's that joint, i got nothing to lose
- i'll put my ryhmes on automatic cruise
- before i decide to smash into this dude
- before i cash in, i'll strip search him nude
- what the f did i say, i didn't think i was prude
- took out his brain just to change his mood
- put him a wheelchair and force feed him food
- no multis in my rhyme, for that there is no excuse
- which is why i decided to put myself in a noose
- that way when i lose and i get buried with Seuss
- who in heaven can eulogize my pitiful ruse
DEFENDER'S RAP
- i dont believe in a battle its only a goal
- me against foes holding the blow to be final
- im frozen cold in the snow floatin through with vinyal sweater
- watching the weather wishing life could never be better
- im sick of typical rappers with stolen read words
- ive been broken tokin weed cursed but blessed
- the worst has yet to come
- think of yourself as a vet to a pet with a gun
- its hard to ever have fun its a sad pun
- to live your life like your dads done
- i know what its like to go on a mad run
- and be shunned everytime your bad
- none the less its been fun i guess living my life
- to be touched in my chest