Battles vs RandyRhino
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Open, step in
- close the door behind you
- never though i find you, did you?
- Now i have you,
- i'ma kindly kill you,
- spill blood maybe
- trickle a little lust,
- till you turn blue.
- cuase tonight i'll fight, fight, fight, beat your ass all night.
- Tie knots around your writs til you piss mist,
- draw blood you from a height, height, height,
- cause tonight i'll fight, fight, fight, beat your fucking ass all night.
- Take a seat
- I promise to be sweet,
- till i rip you open like a sweet treat.
- Like a hungry hoard of kids
- thinking you where a bag of candy sticks.
- Chase you to your home,
- the kids can't seem to break your hold,
- so they start laying TNT
- from each corner to each end,
- of the house your in,
- till your pee-pee go pee and they see you wee wee, all in your panties
- then they detonate the TNT and your house goes Bye bye, si, si
- in the di-di-di stance, far off in the wind sent
- so li-li-li ten, my stutter is kicking in
- and i donno whether i should kill him... or him?
- or you over there who looks like who ain't been going to the gym,
- "har har"... my shit jokes are acting out again.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Your raps are whack, it got me stunned
- I asked Shenron to fix u, he said 'It cannot be done'
- I'm writing this shit off the top for fun
- But i will still give your mum my drops of cum
- I'll penetrate your mum with a rolling pin
- And use it to roll, till the dough is thin
- i'l cook for ur family, ''Oh no its him''
- Ur havin' a loss cause ur flow is stiff
- He's like jack in the box, nobody noticed him
- Until it opened n' he popped up with 'bars' that he's loaded with//
- Tried to spit so fast, but instead he blowed a kiss
- I put potent things in his glass when i poured a drink
- n' i put him back in the box he was stored within
- I'm ahead of this rap novelty
- U lack the spice, black n' white like bank robbers be
- Mass quantities of fags come from the wack colonies
- Fast velocity, my shadows too slow to latch on to me
- I rap mystical mockeries with ill ass lyrical quality
- You can't mimic be possibly, im a cynical prodigy
- Sinnin' but sick when im winnin' unconsciously
- Ur a mishap, our skill-gap is bigger n' bothers me