Battles ImaMaverick vs Jacksepticeye
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- and these little fuckers never vote for me again
- but that's okay cause i verse like Eminem
- meaning like my verses bad as Stan
- and i go berserk cause it's just the way i am
- ya act like im not a rap god, like i dont fuck up paper with this pen
- and rap pad would be nothing without me
- this shit's your bed, im the monster underneath
- im here cause your closet needs the clean
- and til i collapse i'll be runnin the pad
- no love for me, but you're just my toy soldier
- my puppets, my little fuckin posers
- im the sun you need my energy son, im fuckin solar
- i'm space bound, mars rover
- so nigga roll over, say uncle, game over
- cause i smashed the controller
- so crack a bottle, let's celebrate how i throttled
- you, you've been remodeled dude
- chewed up spit out when i gobbled you
- you lose yourself and you're docile dude
- i murder beef, you just have little squabbles dude
- and this a colossal debacle, kid you look hostile
- another nigga with attitude
- a straight outta mom's basement dude
- all i've taught you with my blueprints, show some gratitude.
- sure i've picked on a fag or two, but if you can't take
- some crudeness spewed that maybe this ain't the right game for you
- your rhymes like some backyard hooch, mine are absolut
- and i just lose it when you little shits view this
- and act like im not the best to do this
- i come unglued and seclude myself in a murderous mood
- so i have y'all to thank for the venom that spews
- and i could go 0-100 record and still feel renewed
- cause now i know its not me, come to think of it..
- it's you.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- They say these rappers can't battle and these battlers are shit
- On tracks, if that's true I'm the exception to the rule
- You're a one trick pony like ?? with his spoon
- Bitch I'm Dynamo minds are blown by everything I do
- I'm not selling myself short like a midget hooker
- I tell these record labels straight this is my time
- UK rappers ain't aiming their sights high
- They think their net worth is what they pay for their wi-fi
- Some of you probably think that I'm a piece of shit
- Because I came from the bottom like a piece of shit
- But if you wanna judge people by appearances
- And you're talking diarrhea you can die or eat a dick
- Compared to me you're blatantly shit like brown marks on my toilet
- We ain't what you're used to I've been a little cookoo
- Ever since my babysitter put me pee-pee in her poop shoot
- Your boy's nasty like a geezer in a tutu
- Or two girls with a plastic beaker full of doodoo
- you are the product of a fuck gone wrong
- with a snapped condom
- 2 days ago i switched my laptop on
- and saw a friend request from your sister on match.com
- so I took the bitch too your yard and fucked her with my fore arm
- when I pulled it out I had your dad's watch on
- I heard you started banging bags of weed instead of coke
- You had to breakdown to wiz like Amber Rose