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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- all i do is spit fire,
- my mics are flame retardant,
- i live my life spreading words like germs,
- like correspondents,
- iv'e been doing this all of my life,
- so pay homage,
- your flow doesn't reach out of your zip code,
- you need vonage,
- your too small like a butterfly,
- i got this zip locked/ check the seal,
- squash you with a tim, (timberland)
- as you flutter by like a knuckle ball/ wakefield,
- always keep it live,
- i'm electricfying like a black eel,
- your name should be implants,
- cause your music has a fake feel,
- your chick is at my house,
- hot and bothered cause she's feenin',
- so i submerged my submarine,
- and told her hold all my semem, (sea men)
- i taught her how to rap,
- she likes to spit on the mic,
- i came and sent her home,
- and told her kiss you goodnight,
- now back to the subject,
- on this rap battle,
- these punch lines hit so hard,
- they make your bones rattle,
- i'm tougher than leather,
- on a horse saddle,
- your getting served like table tennis,
- nigga no paddles,
- and just in case you come back,
- with some hot shit,
- in round two i'll raise the bar,
- like i power lift,
- you'll get lost in this flow,
- grab the buoy so you don't drift,
- ask taylor how i spit,
- boy i'm so swift,
- your wack bars are stale,
- i'll snap em like a pretzel,
- your taking damage to your ship,
- get a new vessel,
- my lines hug beats,
- like they want to nestle,
- and i hold down the game,
- like i wanna wrestle,
- deliveries strong as moonshine,
- i should put it in jugs,
- cause boy i'm so fly,
- that it's making me bug,
- i'm watching your props fall,
- as i pull out the rug,
- and your verses are so sad,
- that i might leave a hug.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- So listen up you piss and miss the cup
- slip you tough listen I diss enough
- Your sis got stuffed but still wasn’t full enough
- you pull my tusk you fucken better toughen up
- Cuz you don’t know what is commin up, Im from the city slums
- where I convers with shity bums
- To fucken dumb may as well drum my meat and cum
- make a beat you listening Ill brake your teeth
- Take you by the feet drag you down to the creek
- you reached your peek and your just to weak
- Prone Touchtone one promo fucken flaming homo
- Joe shmoe wanna be GI Joe but don’t know
- Or show shit I flow what’s commin to me
- your stomach hanging to its knees and its funny to me
- You knew me but choose to shoe me out your fucken house
- abuse me you cunt you did it to me what am I a fucken mouse
- So what else am I to do but be a G bash you with a hammer!
- Do time a man in a manner you fagots can’t handle you Banana Slammer
- Say I’m homophobic use the word flow it
- so you know it blow it up till it turns into some cold shit
- Know it I took your rhymes roll them up smoke it
- don’t joke or choke shit I toke quick I don’t quit
- I just do what I do best no competition to test
- I invest in kush no sess nothing cheap no less
- I leave no mess at the scene, no stress,
- straight G in the street with no vest
- Just vets the OG in the hood
- did it cuz I could not because they said I would
- I should stop it but I can I have good wood
- stood still let you shoot then put one you because I could