Battles Jacksepticeye vs MCZer0G
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
MCZer0G won this battle!
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Battle on August 17 2015
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- You fuckin terroise me all the muhfuckin time
- fuck you your mom and your ol' ass rhymes
- pull it out and pop your guts
- Good kids make bad grown ups
- Hit strip clubs find bitches with big butts
- ur autistic
- ur a fat shit
- who dosent no how to make a blunt
- u look like a monk who i trapped in my trunk
- hope you fuckin die commit suicide
- ou sound like you think you're a power ranger
- More like a coward in danger,
- Devoured by stranger
- No candy but board games for the kid
- Did not pass know , went directly to fail 's what he did
- eight minutes to figure out how make it sound real
- Fakin it with a dictionary on his lap to say how he feel
- emotions are what he keeps Trying to conceal
- Broken hearted and claims to play games
- But I aim for the brains, so your games are retarted
- Kid way even play
- Children are cute but should come with a mute
- Because of the dumb shit they say
- You can morph into wind, Cuz I'll blow you away
- made a Splash, earned my Stripes but don't thank me;
- yo, coach.. I'm Cool Running things with "no Candy".
- you said a couple things that I find quite funny,
- but your crew "should've come with a mute" like wise monkeys.
- here no eve'll even preceed the creed..
- believe, he's blinded if he aint seen defeat.
- he's not made movements..
- his dogs bey..ruthless.
- aint claimed fame, get over it..
- the name aint known; stay low 'n grin.
- code of ethics; my heart's in the cipher,
- if purely foolin' I'd par civil writers.
- it's all black and white, you'd sacrifice the in betweens:
- shades of 'grey'll' represent the indy scene.
- it's kinda like you try to heal or find a shield,
- to block and stop the longin'us writers feel.
- I'd trick mephisto into giving my soul back,
- no pimpin' lyrics, but tryst an' I sold that.
- I've slaughtered readily and sought
- a remedy but mourned the memories, so scorned the heavenly "former enemies" for a form of therapy.
- cautioned heavily.. hard to survive Harderthanlife ignore the chemistry
- bet his bitch falls short of pedigree; tricks on all fours but all 'flawed'
- professionally.
- but the class of his lines is hard to disguise.
- flipping his weak schemes like karma replies, but consider this script as a father's advice.
- I aint a "gay man" or homophobic then..
- I've got 'game an'.. hone a foe's bic pen.
- I'm sharp as a knife; if he's Harderthanlife,
- he'll catch that point like a shard to the eye.
- no glancing blows though, so if he's seen leaving..
- please.. I aint "bleeding", I'll b leading.
- Harderthanlife..? he's an easy killin'.
- aint so Hard to break down his atomic structure,
- served.. wait, now my word's a toxic substance.
- I stay "cold" and thawing out.. a god with thunder.
- this is dark and far too hot.. like goths in summer.
- it's not right to boast
- you've lost pride and hope watch rhymers' flows "rock like a boat";
- but look and see his rookie lines could be right..
- unless the "pussy tight", tooshie piped.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- you again kid?
- did your brain go dead?
- short term memory loss?
- Did you get that hat at ross?
- You should always floss
- brush yo teeth, and dont let the bed bugs bite
- cuz nighty night this shit is over im real tight
- just kidding i need more lines
- so i can ruin your day a little more
- they call me zero g the rain man
- rainin on your parade and
- using creativity you havent developed yet
- ya too young to tote guns
- get outta here, and grab papa a beer