Battles  Jacksepticeye vs MCZer0G

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MCZer0G won this battle!

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Battle on August 17 2015

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • You fuckin terroise me all the muhfuckin time
  • fuck you your mom and your ol' ass rhymes
  • pull it out and pop your guts
  • Good kids make bad grown ups
  • Hit strip clubs find bitches with big butts
  • ur autistic
  • ur a fat shit
  • who dosent no how to make a blunt
  • u look like a monk who i trapped in my trunk
  • hope you fuckin die commit suicide
  • ou sound like you think you're a power ranger
  • More like a coward in danger,
  • Devoured by stranger
  • No candy but board games for the kid
  • Did not pass know , went directly to fail 's what he did
  • eight minutes to figure out how make it sound real
  • Fakin it with a dictionary on his lap to say how he feel
  • emotions are what he keeps Trying to conceal
  • Broken hearted and claims to play games
  • But I aim for the brains, so your games are retarted
  • Kid way even play
  • Children are cute but should come with a mute
  • Because of the dumb shit they say
  • You can morph into wind, Cuz I'll blow you away
  • made a Splash, earned my Stripes but don't thank me;
  • yo, coach.. I'm Cool Running things with "no Candy".
  • you said a couple things that I find quite funny,
  • but your crew "should've come with a mute" like wise monkeys.
  • here no eve'll even preceed the creed..
  • believe, he's blinded if he aint seen defeat.
  • he's not made movements..
  • his dogs bey..ruthless.
  • aint claimed fame, get over it..
  • the name aint known; stay low 'n grin.
  • code of ethics; my heart's in the cipher,
  • if purely foolin' I'd par civil writers.
  • it's all black and white, you'd sacrifice the in betweens:
  • shades of 'grey'll' represent the indy scene.
  • it's kinda like you try to heal or find a shield,
  • to block and stop the longin'us writers feel.
  • I'd trick mephisto into giving my soul back,
  • no pimpin' lyrics, but tryst an' I sold that.
  • I've slaughtered readily and sought
  • a remedy but mourned the memories, so scorned the heavenly "former enemies" for a form of therapy.
  • cautioned heavily.. hard to survive Harderthanlife ignore the chemistry
  • bet his bitch falls short of pedigree; tricks on all fours but all 'flawed'
  • professionally.
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  • but the class of his lines is hard to disguise.
  • flipping his weak schemes like karma replies, but consider this script as a father's advice.
  • I aint a "gay man" or homophobic then..
  • I've got 'game an'.. hone a foe's bic pen.
  • I'm sharp as a knife; if he's Harderthanlife,
  • he'll catch that point like a shard to the eye.
  • no glancing blows though, so if he's seen leaving..
  • please.. I aint "bleeding", I'll b leading.
  • Harderthanlife..? he's an easy killin'.
  • aint so Hard to break down his atomic structure,
  • served.. wait, now my word's a toxic substance.
  • I stay "cold" and thawing out.. a god with thunder.
  • this is dark and far too hot.. like goths in summer.
  • it's not right to boast
  • you've lost pride and hope watch rhymers' flows "rock like a boat";
  • but look and see his rookie lines could be right..
  • unless the "pussy tight", tooshie piped.

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • you again kid?
  • did your brain go dead?
  • short term memory loss?
  • Did you get that hat at ross?
  • You should always floss
  • brush yo teeth, and dont let the bed bugs bite
  • cuz nighty night this shit is over im real tight
  • just kidding i need more lines
  • so i can ruin your day a little more
  • they call me zero g the rain man
  • rainin on your parade and
  • using creativity you havent developed yet
  • ya too young to tote guns
  • get outta here, and grab papa a beer

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