Battles Funkatron vs PoetProductions
RULES
Recording only, 16 bars, other than that? IDGAF
Max of 16 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Ya, I can bounce to this,
- and by bounce i mean, Might pounce a bitch,
- might pound my fist, 5,000 licks,
- in the blink of an eye, If you can blink that is,
- and this ain't about face, you betta save that shit,
- for I take your fucking face, taste it, save in plastic,
- and ill unwrap it, when I'm mad ticked,
- Where it and scare young kids into traffic,
- and now your half dead, in the flat bead,
- you can be a suicidal survivor, for an ass lick,
- and its tragic, cuz he grabbed it,
- even through in a lil tongue, honestly? magic,
- still left you in the woods, Funk still no good,
- still slathered you in bacon fat for bears and wolves,
- cold shoulders hard stares but that's all you'll see,
- cuz theres neva been a betta battle rap Mc!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Being up in this game you gotta love it, yah every part of it
- You push whale I shove it that my dick in your ass you act a covet
- A convict you covet you try and be better than Konvict and say you above it
- But you aint above shit, acting like O.J., if the glove don’t fit you must acquit
- You act like you got balls and muster it, but your just a fucken cluster shit
- You fucking stupid shit, I aint gotta make sense when I spit this shit
- What is this shit? I don’t know but I just made this fucking bitch go a quit
- Just know this shit that I just spit, yah everyone will notice it
- They will hold this shit and know every fucking word that I just spit
- And I’m just it the, new wave, White Rapper, and I will never quit
- Even if I’m shot, burned, pissed on and my throat is slit
- A can of whoop ass I’ma open it so all you need to know is this