Battles NdotAIMLESS vs ProfoundPupil
RULES
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
ProfoundPupil won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on August 11 2015
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Took the Pupil out to dinner, slipped a roofie in his egg roll
- Find profound face down in his soup bowl, now he's dead yo
- 'Drowned in wonton soup', read's his gravestone
- The funeral filled with joyful kids like a mcdonalds playzone
- Your death, pupil, is the death of a tyrant
- People party in streets, release water from fire hydrants
- I bring vibrant lightninght strikes like poseidon's trident
- You are just a prudent student, a hopeless rodent
- I'm the truest buddhist, stab you with a crucifix, then OHM it
- My opponent opposes no one, like he didn't have opposable thumbs
- No plausible possible obstacle, 'And you never paid for drugs, not once!'
- I bet you thought if you mooched pot, that you could be snoop dog
- Now you just wasting away like a true pawn, I got moves like Lu Quan
- You got moves like a hooker in Hong Kong, this is an asian themed wrap
- That's a wonton jack, like the soup you drowned in
- Took a long long nap, Back in high school you were probably rocking pom pom's, Whack!
- Profound is a male cheerleader with no crown
- Profound is a fake queer square at a hoe down
- Profound get filled with rounds like a boxing match
- Profound smokes schwag, but then he says he got the hash
- Fuck a hashtag, this a bodybag, a nap sack,
- Put you in the ground like an earthworm, back track
- It was 12:15 on a thursday, just so happened to be profound's birthday
- Went to his birth place, fucked his mother in her face
- Sprayed her with man glaze, she said I took first place
- Then I gave 'pro' a call, said 'yo meet me for chinese'
- Turned to his mom and said 'you still got them roofies?'
- She said 'if your gonna kill my son, use the deuce or the Uzi'
- I said that's to easy, I want to make the death of profound like the start of a movie
- I'm thinking a Tarantino film, semi prophetic, misleading, And probably begin with then ending,
- No menace, no medley no edit, just profound drowned in soup, the title said it
DEFENDER'S RAP
- The way I aim these bullets I'm aimless
- I'll leave your dead body in Cambridge, Leave you dead in a ditch
- and nameless, DON'T WORRY DEATH WILL BE PAINLESS
- YOU GET IT AIMLESS? I'M NOT NO nDOT
- YOU FUCKING NIMROD,
- BITCH YOU'RE FLOW IS SO GIRLY, NEED A TAMPON?
- I'LL KICK IN YOUR DOOR AND CRASH
- ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING IN MY PATH
- I am ATTACKING WITH THE WRATH OF A DRAGON
- DRAGGIN' YOUR DEAD BODY USE IT TO FILL UP MY TRASH CAN
- So now you're trash, as I pull out my gas can, burn down you're house
- then walk up like "Where's your house, man"
- You can't understand or withstand what I'm saying I Should be damned
- or condemned, Condense your rhymes, now your minds suspend-ed
- In my world, I intercept your thoughts, I LEAVE YOU DISTRAUGHT,
- OR SO YOU THOUGHT, thaw you're brain I'm spitting raw,
- you better dodge the claw, I slash and maul,
- inject your veins with ethanol and watch you die slow
- My Eyes low, constantly pulling on the hydro,
- but I GO NUTS AND CUT YOUR GUTS
- ALL YOUR NEIGHBORS HEAR's THUD
- I GOT AN ARMY OF THUGS, JUST WAITING TO BUST SLUGS
- AT A SLUG, YOUR A FUCKING DISGRACE, A WASTE OF SPACE
- WHEN YOUR MOM SEE YOUR FACE YOU GET MACED
- But don't stress, you did your best,
- but I change flows like a plastic surgeon changes breast
- I crush pest, run back to my nest,
- I kill anybody, I'm fearless, like an alcoholic whose beer-less
- Nevertheless I oppress this grotesque individual,
- Whether I keep it fictional or mythical, the words I profess
- they are biblical
- and it's time for your revelation, this is the words of Satan