Battles  NdotAIMLESS vs ProfoundPupil

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

ProfoundPupil won this battle!

2 ROUNDS

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Battle on August 11 2015

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Took the Pupil out to dinner, slipped a roofie in his egg roll
  • Find profound face down in his soup bowl, now he's dead yo
  • 'Drowned in wonton soup', read's his gravestone
  • The funeral filled with joyful kids like a mcdonalds playzone
  • Your death, pupil, is the death of a tyrant
  • People party in streets, release water from fire hydrants
  • I bring vibrant lightninght strikes like poseidon's trident
  • You are just a prudent student, a hopeless rodent
  • I'm the truest buddhist, stab you with a crucifix, then OHM it
  • My opponent opposes no one, like he didn't have opposable thumbs
  • No plausible possible obstacle, 'And you never paid for drugs, not once!'
  • I bet you thought if you mooched pot, that you could be snoop dog
  • Now you just wasting away like a true pawn, I got moves like Lu Quan
  • You got moves like a hooker in Hong Kong, this is an asian themed wrap
  • That's a wonton jack, like the soup you drowned in
  • Took a long long nap, Back in high school you were probably rocking pom pom's, Whack!
  • Profound is a male cheerleader with no crown
  • Profound is a fake queer square at a hoe down
  • Profound get filled with rounds like a boxing match
  • Profound smokes schwag, but then he says he got the hash
  • Fuck a hashtag, this a bodybag, a nap sack,
  • Put you in the ground like an earthworm, back track
  • It was 12:15 on a thursday, just so happened to be profound's birthday
  • Went to his birth place, fucked his mother in her face
  • Sprayed her with man glaze, she said I took first place
  • Then I gave 'pro' a call, said 'yo meet me for chinese'
  • Turned to his mom and said 'you still got them roofies?'
  • She said 'if your gonna kill my son, use the deuce or the Uzi'
  • I said that's to easy, I want to make the death of profound like the start of a movie
  • I'm thinking a Tarantino film, semi prophetic, misleading, And probably begin with then ending,
  • No menace, no medley no edit, just profound drowned in soup, the title said it

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • The way I aim these bullets I'm aimless
  • I'll leave your dead body in Cambridge, Leave you dead in a ditch
  • and nameless, DON'T WORRY DEATH WILL BE PAINLESS
  • YOU GET IT AIMLESS? I'M NOT NO nDOT
  • YOU FUCKING NIMROD,
  • BITCH YOU'RE FLOW IS SO GIRLY, NEED A TAMPON?
  • I'LL KICK IN YOUR DOOR AND CRASH
  • ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING IN MY PATH
  • I am ATTACKING WITH THE WRATH OF A DRAGON
  • DRAGGIN' YOUR DEAD BODY USE IT TO FILL UP MY TRASH CAN
  • So now you're trash, as I pull out my gas can, burn down you're house
  • then walk up like "Where's your house, man"
  • You can't understand or withstand what I'm saying I Should be damned
  • or condemned, Condense your rhymes, now your minds suspend-ed
  • In my world, I intercept your thoughts, I LEAVE YOU DISTRAUGHT,
  • OR SO YOU THOUGHT, thaw you're brain I'm spitting raw,
  • you better dodge the claw, I slash and maul,
  • inject your veins with ethanol and watch you die slow
  • My Eyes low, constantly pulling on the hydro,
  • but I GO NUTS AND CUT YOUR GUTS
  • ALL YOUR NEIGHBORS HEAR's THUD
  • I GOT AN ARMY OF THUGS, JUST WAITING TO BUST SLUGS
  • AT A SLUG, YOUR A FUCKING DISGRACE, A WASTE OF SPACE
  • WHEN YOUR MOM SEE YOUR FACE YOU GET MACED
  • But don't stress, you did your best,
  • but I change flows like a plastic surgeon changes breast
  • I crush pest, run back to my nest,
  • I kill anybody, I'm fearless, like an alcoholic whose beer-less
  • Nevertheless I oppress this grotesque individual,
  • Whether I keep it fictional or mythical, the words I profess
  • they are biblical
  • and it's time for your revelation, this is the words of Satan

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