Battles Lordess vs
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- You been wanting this so this is what ya got Chocolate
- You mad? Are you steaming? You still not Hot Chocolate
- A battle is what you want it seems let me scheme.
- Chocolate you gone get #whipped over that #cream
- I'll have ya brain leaking on the rug you'll get drugged
- Keep #stirring stuff up i'll have some #handle whats left in ya #Mug
- You're music never hot, we dont ever think Chocolate Rocks
- Man, just stop, labels wont pay ya. Cuz Chocolate is a flop
- #Kevin #Hart will be on the charts before a record #Chocolate #Drop
- You think you can rap, cause bitch ya look like Missy Elliott?!
- Im one of the deadliest, bullets get in ya head like a therapist
- Nah the bullets go straight to yo head, I guess they arrogant
- This battle, see I really should've never even answered
- With the lead? C, man, I'm just about as sick as cancer
- So test me, ill mark out C like I know he not the answer
- Have my money and If you come up short? Like Gary well Im coleman
- Aint no bitch in my #lane, I dont spare em, I strike em that's #bowling
- Say a #bad #comment #doctors gone be feeding ya #tubes for #trollin
- Or My #hands will just #box ya #head have ya looking like ya #vouging
- Jokes, Bars, Wordplay, Punches, Schemes? Start wars, I got those
- High blood pressure, heart disease, and diabetes? all yours, fatso
- Stop worrying about my cheese, hoe just know that its nachos
- I told his fat ass we had beef, so bring shells, he brought tacos
- You thought battling was your calling? Hang it up like a telephone
- You big and fluffy so its no wonder why you're always getting slept on
- Chocolate to top it off at da end yo #circle will get da #point thats a #ice #cream #cone
- You say I "lactose/lack toes" but you get chewed up more than mentos
- Your bar about Harley Quinn? I dont care cause man, you hardly win
- You never serious, you #clowning ass #joker #bitch you Harley Quinn
- The beam will have red dots on your face that's a Gyspy, Bitch
- Im #cole I gotta big bitch named #Shirley that stay with me, Bitch
- The #Tommy gone bring #Payne to ya bars like Nipsey's, Bitch
- 64 lines? No one wants to read them long ass lines
- You feel you need to kill me by just going over time.
- I still will kill you over and over time, but this battle over....time!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Lordess, who said you're an idol?
- Call me your menstrual cycle
- Making your genitals tight, needing more
- chemical wipes, scoop right after I fight you. Raw death.
- I'm climbing up the rap game, asking for more steps
- Meanwhile, you're a whore, sket, in a
- corvette in a short store-bought dress,
- showing raw chest, saying to four guests
- '10 dollars for more breast'!
- You're a#Lord #less than four lesbs on a porn
- set, with a torn dress, on the floor wet,A Lord, yes?
- I'll destroy you in a courtroom, give you a #Law-Death,
- Ain't even gottta try, your fate is in your name (Dess)
- If you ever #barge me, you're looking for
- trouble. Dig you a #grave so #push comes to #shovel
- You try write some sly lines, What's wrong?
- Can't write with white lines?
- Every tight rhyme you needa #highlight?
- Lemme show you people how this guy writes.
- '#I've #been #EATING #ChocLATELY. #And #he's
- #been #suckingcock #lately. #Cut #his #body #parts #so #he#LACksTOES.
- #If #you #were #on #the #street, #I #would #pelt #yoou.
- So #CHOC, #lemme #put #you #on #the #stove #and #MELT you.'
- If this is a song, girl you're only using one #key.
- Using so much ##hash, you're a mo'fucking #junkie.
- Oh yeah, I don't even know what you look like
- She may be a crook, guys!
- May be an overweight father with a good
- wife and good life that in his spare time likes
- to go online and cook lies.
- A #TRANNIE that weeps tales over e-mails,
- tryna seek #tails in these maiils, requesting
- pics and details in stuff that #SHEMAILs.
- But to be honest, I am sick of it.
- You call yourself hood, got a house with a
- white and yellow picket fence
- People, this is every single Lordess rap
- Bigs herself up, she 'beats everyone she crosses'
- Uses rappers' bars and she 'motherfucking flosses'
- At one point in her verse, prolly talk about my losses
- I don't give a fuck, getting better is a process.
- You're on the Internet, looking at how tos,
- You're successful online but on stage
- the crowd boos, reason you don't record's
- 'cause mum said you ain't allowed to
- I find it quite strange we don't know anything about you
- I'm spitting lyrics, Lord's just passing out.
- Prolly on my profile, following shadows
- that I'm casting out. Lordess quit now
- you'd have better luck on a casting couch.
- Let out more #shit than a bastard with some nasty #bowels.
- Why you even here? Can't even stand ya
- ground. You're just like your #mother,
- won't #abort, you always #hanger round
- And I won't lie, this is gonna be a gnarly win
- I Fuck a #JOKER right off the #BAT like a horny #Harley #Quinn
- I need closure so I'm ending with a #period(.)
- A mere #dot(.) that I'm about to s#TAMP ON
- you ain't nothing but an obstacle to stand on,
- Impatient so Chocolatey'll give you a
- #COLON(:)oscopy and leave you bleedin' so
- sloppily, left in a #COMA(,) hit you in the eyes
- Bitch, I'm gonna #PUNCH #YOU #ASIAN
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