Battles DexZter vs Jacksepticeye
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I'm a scientific find that is supposedly, known to be
- Enhancing Gamma Rays when exposed to me
- My foes to be have woken up the rogue in me
- So imma make sure you kids never provoke another dope MC
- On this mic I bring severe impact
- And be a burden to MCs who want careers in rap
- Nobody even know the last time your mixtapes dropped
- But I drop a single a year and manage to still stay hot
- You surely are an imbecile when you call me your rival
- Cuz every diss I throw at you has you swallowing I-Pills
- Yo, with passion and zeal
- Kicking you between your legs so hard, even your grandson'll squeal
- Hidden in my vocabulary are bombs and arsenals
- Verbally assaulting live Pythons in Parseltongue
- Yo, when you grab the mic, people wanna turn away
- Cuz you spit rhymes weaker than Stephen Hawking's vertebrae
- What I'm sayin is as simple as this
- Y'all are always meant to stay low like impotent dicks
- Internet thugs, look I suggest you relax
- Cuz a broken contraceptive's the only protection you have
- My lyrical content be giving you nightmares forever and beyond
- You'll never be able to be on the level that Brodha V be on
- Trust me, Imma leave you battered and beaten
- See, my fans are a legion who'll even massacre demons
- Defeat an army of Satan's, have him embarrassed and leaking
- So, come looking for beef and I'll send you back as a vegan
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag
- Of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be
- The most meanest MC on this - on this Earth
- And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse
- And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works
- And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve
- All this tension dispensing these sentences
- Getting this stress that's been eating me recently off of this chest
- And I rest again peacefully (peacefully)...
- But at least have the decency in you
- To leave me alone, when you freaks see me out
- In the streets when I'm eating or feeding my daughter
- Do not come and speak to me (speak to me)...
- I don't know you and no,
- I don't owe you a motherfucking thing
- I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think
- I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick
- If you tick me my tank is on empty (is on empty)...
- No patience is in me and if you offend me
- I'm lifting you 10 feet (lifting you 10 feet)... in the air
- I don't care who was there and who saw me destroy you
- Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit
- I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe
- I'm tired of all you (of all you)...
- I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can be is just me