Battles Anarchyalex562 vs ThC0nundrum
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Anything man
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- What y'all do write in a locked box
- Cuz your punchlines are for squares like spongebob with no socks
- I'm the god of the sea and the god of this battle
- I'll chop yo ass down cuz all of y'all are my cattle
- Its farm fresh its farm raised
- My opponents are cows cuz I let bullets go and leave em grazed
- Shoot bullets back I wont even be phased
- I'm drake your meek mill cuz I'll disgrace your state
- I'm Cali boy LA till I die
- Throw punchlines at me I eat em that why I'm still alive
- Y'all been feeding me its my gas for my ride
- Y'all been reading me so you know you cannot break my pride
- Don't step to me I'm crazy I'm loco
- Don't diss with that el polo no hoe
- Cuz that is a no go
- Shit that is a low blow
- But I forgot y'all blow low like pornstars in slow mo
- Damn y'all getting roasted boy y'all on the menu
- Y'all served up on a plate backstage cuz that's the only way you get a venue
- Than I'll bring head on stage and show how I'll end you
- Punt kick through that goal the score is ten two
- I got two cuz its me and the mic
- You got ten cuz you got nine dudes on you beating you like ike
- Wheres Tina where's Tina you need to tap out
- Don't battle back cuz no one wants to see you bring that whack rap out
- Don't get butthurt since you a moody muthafucka
- You look like a jhene aiko eating booty muthafucka
- You tryna act hard like a white gangsta you still a snooty muthafucka
- Can't break mine, but your definition of pride means you a fruity muthafucka
- Just give up dog their ain't no way to win
- Cuz you'll still end up being my slave again
- You kissing my feet while I drink another shot of gin
- Nah you won't be near me cuz my circles smaller than a pin
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Speaking mouth to mouth, somebody call this man a doctor,
- Clean of any reefers, but I’m higher than a copter,
- Meaner than the heat, but not as hot as all my stalkers,
- But not really, I’m discreetly dating doors with bigger knockers,
- Clocking in my hours with my lyrical profession,
- Laughing in my head, that’s a hysterical confession,
- Dollar stuffed corpse, it’s not the money that I’m fleshin,
- And whether I really got answers isn’t really up for question,
- See me eye to eye, I’m viewing you without discretion,
- I’m any name you call me, go and take a damn selection,
- Messing with my do, I’ll do you in and then I’m outie,
- Like a belly button, cut the cord and watch your face get pouty,
- I’m the beast up in the east, the western ladies sayin’ howdy,
- Baby, all around the world, I mess around while getting rowdy,
- Flying with the music like I’m Superman’s conductor,
- Hiding is my Kryptonite, a silent interrupter,
- Shooting me with lightning, why you messing with my thunder,
- Is it cause your girl Australian when I brought her ass down under?
- Racking up my Snapbacks in a line just like an army,
- Wearing them with pride, cause your crowned clowns can never harm me,
- Breaking through the crowd like I’m the king of red rover,
- I’m not kissing ass, but ladies gladly bend over,
- I don’t ride a Ferrari, man, you know I never drove her,
- Your luck is running out, then Imma call you dead clover,
- Man... I’m really one of a kind,
- From a poet to a rapper, I’m so rarely confined,
- Brain dead ballers must be so hard to find,
- Think outside the box? You must be out of your mind.