DEFENDER'S RAP

• Alright sonny. You think you're funny? Shut up and listen.
• I'd spite you twice a night before you'd realize I was dissin'
• on your rep. A rapper less than adept at the trade is simply inadequate.
• So throw in the towel, pack your bags and call it quits.
• Think you're the shit cause you can out spit some old, fat, twits?
• Your twat can kiss this dick while I piss and miss the fucking
• urinal cause that's as close as you'll ever get
• to fuckin' with the best. You're blessed to be on the receiving end of my wit.
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• Bitches. Which one of you is responsible for putting this deplorable
• little monster of child on the planet. His chance of winning? Improbable.
• Unstoppable is my flow, yo, like Chris Pine and Denzel -
• Washington, call off the nukes. I already destroyed his ass with my pencil.
• Put this premature queef of a rapper right back up his mamma's vagina
• before my shit gets any more detrimental.
• Bombard him with these bars so hard, put his ass in a hospital
• with burns worse than Harvey Dent could even imagine were possible.