CHALLENGER'S RAP

• This is too easy, queasy, you mother-fucking pussy.
• Move bitch, twitch, switch, just don't snitch, you're Kony's sandwich.
• Your family's so poor, your mum had no choice but be a whore.
• Forced into prostitution, men need no invitation.
• So she begs for a bash, in return men give she her some cash.
• She's a new level horny hoe, while in love with the coco, gone commando,
• digging dead men to and fro in a pornography freak show.
• (Not the other way around), and that's how your dad was found
• after his breakdown.
• Your dad had a horribly painful process of incision,
• which led onto a nasty accident of circumcision,
• abomination, extermination, shots fired, need more ammunition.
• Although he thinks he's all 'ard, don't disregard only one inch hard.
• The only reason you were born was that the condom was torn.
• You got a dumb mama, why, the condom was 'Made in China'.
• You think you're rulers of the 'ard, but really you're a retard.
• You think that you're a king, but we all know only of sexting.
• You think that you're a God, but you're just from the masturbate squad.
• You Kony wannabe, we agree, but you're busy scared of HIV.
• But you have AIDS, so afraid and crazed, money-laundering escapade.
• You always procrastinate, then masturbate, before ass-penetrate.
• You have shit dreams in the night, being with Kony in a sword fight.
• Morning comes, sheets are white, but Kony says it wasn't a delight.
• On the internet we see you wanking and ejaculate,
• don't underestimate, think you can secretly masturbate.
• Stop dreaming of a boner, or I'll put you in a coma.
• You've lost already, I know 'cause your pussy is all sweaty.
• You jammy little dip shit, do us a favour and just quit.