DEFENDER'S RAP

• #You #new #buffoon! #Losing is in your #future, Toxic Snake.
• Go home, get the #wounds kissed because, I mean, your mom's a skank.
• Your dad's a dirty cow and you are that moron's milkshake.
• I rap because I'm good, and you just want to copy Drake.
• In order to beat you, half of my effort's all it'd take.
• My plan's to beat you until you get a hypnotic ache.
• Girls think your package is so poor; "Maybe his cock is fake."
• Forget sex, you couldn't score in a #game of Rocket League.
• #Ladies think I'm as #tasty as a #cake that's boxed and baked.
• This rap's cold water in your #face if you are not awake.
• My rhymes are so #insane they should be #caged and locked away,
• and my #sensational lines #always give an optic bang.
• You think it's your time to shine? Well your fucking clock is late.
• To get on your level, my whole rap needs to moderate.
• I'll just stay up here. In other words, I will not abate.
• You're such a failure 'cuz you took after your father, mate.
• The large amount of tears you shed could make a bottle break.
• You aimed to fire at me but you only shot a blank.
• Don't you feel your honor sank? Undergo exotic pain.
• I've conquered this serpent. Now I shall leave you topped and slain.