Battles Novacane vs Chrisit
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Yo y'all really thinking about that shit forever/
- This shit is like Doug n Patti never meant together/
- I seen a white girl like carly rae jepsen/
- Cut throat baller OJ Simpson/
- If I ever fuck wit u my lawyer make sure there was no description/
- I don't fuck around wit these lil ass kids like Michael Jackson/
- So hickory dickory dock/
- I ain't swinging my dick like a mothafuckin clock/
- Deadshot nigga never miss you/
- I been on the up longer than old peoples dick do /
- I love my bitches sweet not sour like chinese food/
- It's a wrap nigga like arabs do/
- I keep it short like أنا لا سخيف معك/
- That's arabic fo I ain't fucking wit you/
- Nas told me never talk keep a razor on my tongue/
- They pull a stunt/
- Break through the mothafuckin door n u bitches get shunned/
- Here's Johnney swingin her knife cray she might stab me n the nutz/
- But I Came up/
- She was jerkin me so much I came up/
- She was jokin so much I gave her a bag n told her handle these nutz/
- I had enough/
- I told y'all you wasn't able/
- Tryin steal my food like dogs at a dinner table/
- Never fighting over pussy like Cain n Abel/
- Last rap battle was a casualty
- But I don't take lightly of fatalities /
- Slick cum on the face of society/
- Like look at me fallacies/
- Late game never quiet/
- I let the semen sit in a prostitute n think about my sin/
- But I get over it/
- It should be illegal the way I miss hits/
- Tick Tac Toe /
- These nigggas stuck on x's and o's/
- I guess I had to go hard to rip the worlds soul/
- Killing the flow/
- How you gonna hate if you ain't read the whole rap before/
- So Ima eat this shit like a rap game carnivore/
- Ving rhames insurance this is rap game rape/
- I run a train that'll make you bitches need all state/
- I kill em in all states/
- they will pick up snakes /
- it will not hurt them at all; they hands they place/
- Got innocent people throwing up all day/
- I keep my third eye on u from the back to my face/
- I piss on u all like an r.kelly sextape/
- Then ask u do u understand my prostatic pain/
DEFENDER'S RAP
- You can't rap my friend, you're white and you're from Fulham
- Please put down the mic, there's no way you can fool them
- Don't be stupid, you won't get that far
- Turn your back on hip hop, bruv, and go and play guitar
- Of all the possibilities I ever could've chosen
- Supposing career wise, I picked hip hop
- Imagine all the tip-top, rappers' bottom lips drop
- Sitting there shocked, there's some other bloody shit hot
- Dude with a mullet, bussin' shorts wearing flip-flops
- Spitting to a gathering, looking like a criss-cross
- Of fans loving Prodigy, Kylie, and Slipknot
- Nearly could've happened, bruv look at me I shit not
- Little Elliot rhymes for the hell of it
- If only he was ghetto mans, maybe he would sell a bit
- I tried hard to big up the credentials
- Even thought about putting gold in my dentals
- An Anglo-Saxon with a broken accent
- But rappers from Fulham get a strange reaction
- I said bye to rap, saw the issue at hand
- Some guitar lessons later, formed my own band
- Attention seeking, how far should a man go?
- Cut his ear off like Vincent van Gogh
- Dash cash to the crowd so the venue scrambles
- Turn my good life into a Babyshambles
- Fuck myself up real properly, like Pete Doherty
- Cover of Heat, I'm hot property
- Everybody's clocking me, I own the crowd
- Then I've gotta link me up with a Girls Aloud
- Next exchange vows, now my pops is proud
- There is a nine on my cloud
- I'm as pleased as I ever been, bro
- Man's flash like José Mourinho
- Women crave me like bottles of Pinot
- Now I've got big, I can fight photographers
- Bang the obvious, please biographers
- Spend currency till there ain't none left
- And when I need more I'll fake my own death
- Right now it's just hit-and-miss, soon I'll taste a bit of bliss
- Banging chicks at worst with looks like Jayne Middlemiss
- Never doing hideous, it's too bad for business
- I'll spin when they grin with skin like Darth Sidious
- Never out-riddle this, all chatting gibberish
- Verbal diarrhoea, so you're never getting rid of this
- Hear your retorts, there's all sorts like liquorice
- I can sense your bitterness, you wishing you written this