Battles Funkatron vs Jhatchet
RULES
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- The gauntlet has been thrown down by this hoe clown ova there,
- Impressive rhymes, but now hear mines, try not to loose your hair,
- I'll wrap you up like presents, For some orphans leave em,
- Scared of me you are, you are, loaded yoda up in there,
- I might not end your life tonight, But for sure you'll be impaired,
- Look deeply in my eyes, check that old scratch never scares,
- You can't believe my eyes, why I guess I'll have to prove it,
- Pull you down to hell, and shout out it's the new kid,
- Watching as they subject you to, my CIA rejected tortures,
- Kick back while they rip back, that small flap you call your foreskin,
- Consider it a blessing I'm just testing you, no scorchin,
- But the idea to leave you here, I'll admit is so alluring,
- You should vote for me, it's plain to see, that I left you wrecked,
- Bustin' loose on sucka fool's, the t would be impressed,
- Pandoras box is opened, and to close it takes the best,
- You're seeing what lies beyond the gate, try not to be depressed,
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I'm better when I spit off the dome
- Then whatever shit you wrote while sitting at home
- You think your the dopest,
- but when people hear you
- It's clear that you are really hopeless
- Surely you already know this.
- I'll run circles around you.
- Beat you down and leave you right where I found you.
- My levels something you'll never amount too, faggot
- Your skills won't ever allow you.
- You will forever here crowds boo
- And shout abuse directed right at you.