Battles JTJParadox vs DanMarino
RULES
Make sure your verse is a fast rap like mine.
Max of 40 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Stay outta my way I'm hazardous material,
- I'm the lyrical master dig you under burial.
- I don't mean to be skeptical coming in like chemicals,
- while I kick you in your genitals my level is incredible!
- Stop showing your genitals up in our face,
- we know you're a flat out boring disgrace.
- we know you're trying to win be honest with me,
- but you honestly suck so come on to me.
- Makin' this diss rap this beat is Tristan On The Track,
- kick this sack to black and white and send his ass back!
- You never pay taxes HACK oops sorry you're just a faggot,
- you're just a little insect I can flick off of my jacket.
- You're a freak in the mind this is MY design,
- I ain't lyin' am I no way bro this guy just likes to whine!
- In the end you cant defend something you cant ignore,
- is by the end of this rap you'll realize that yours are a bore!
- So I welcome you to the final Chapter,
- 3 times victory to the master.
- Of all the rappers out there so you best beware,
- If you dare I got the death stare I'll give you a true scare!
- I spare no one in a rap battle,
- in my castle you're a hassle to deal with the cattle.
- Bitch please I have to sneeze so you'll have to freeze,
- I'm teenage sexy nothing you will believe.
- I'm the master of disaster let me say this faster,
- leave you in a blister like your sister then turn you into a ghost like
- Casper!
- You're a bad boy I'd tell that to your parents,
- for your brain cells are non-existent as Clarence!
- You must be mental fragile and gentle,
- while my attacks are so strong they'll break through metal!
- I'll give you a true confusion so forgive how I'm able,
- to break your back now let's see what you have to bring to the table!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Well, well, well, what do we have here?/
- We got this Nicepeter wannabe that wants to disappear/
- Cause hun this battle has begun and I'm swinging for a home run/
- So you better bring your A game, whoops I forgot you had none/
- You've been on the site a month and you haven't accomplished much/
- Your lyrics are worse than the jokes in the Brady Bunch/
- You think that Sanic vs. Sonic.exe has any chance of success/
- Try playing against Garry Kasparov in a couple games of Chess/
- My lyrical flow against this schmo is no joke/
- I help show to all my foes what happens when you get revoked/
- So if I were you I'd hang up my cleats and retire/
- Maybe working at Burger King be something else that you aspire/
- As you hear the angel's choir throw you in the raging fire/
- I'll dismember you like Mark McGwire. Now look at who they admire./
- You gave me 40 bars to rip your ass faster than a champaign glass/
- Bro come back later when you spray yourself with tear gas./
- But I'll kindly take the offer to go into overkill/
- As I bash your rap into your skull with such thrills/
- In which I ask myself, "Why did I not do this sooner?"/
- To which I would respond, "It was to show a lesson to this loser."/