Battles Blu_J vs Funkatron
RULES
No swears
Max of 37 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Funkatron won this battle!
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- look, I hope these lyrics aren't disqualified
- I thought I was the winner was already implied
- people know my name nationwide
- this is access denied
- so get all your allies
- I'll get mine
- now I'm pretty sure this will be fine
- all this will not go behind
- so I'll win you see well if your not blind
- thanks but you were just a easy little game
- I don't care how you take it I'm giving you the shame
- you get burnt cuz you messed wit the flame
- I just accepted your battle for me to entertain
- so 'm putting you in restraints
- your brain must be misplaced
- because you suck so much it is unexplained
- so does this make your emotions inflamed
- so now your brain has my lyrics engraved
- thanks so much for putting out a try
- but really I just sped by
- if you lose horrify, please don't cry
- cuz you are gonna be terrified
- so you dissed me probably so apologize
- you suck so much it got televised
- sorry this wasn't prioritized
- so this battle just got amplified
- so now this must be classified
- now your life is mortified
- now just stand there petrified
- cuz that makes this simplified
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Funk steps up, slams both fists to the ground,
- Create a shock wave, destroy your town without a sound,
- Nothing but crickets and dead bitches left, it's right to stay away,
- Cuz if you're coming home, I'll start digging you a grave,
- Go on and spit your finest shit, see if funks afraid,
- Today we fight in the dying light, the sun casting it's last rays,
- After this, it'd be remiss if you didn't just obey,
- Cuz I'm takin this while you fakin shit, you bacon bits I bite,
- Whatcha think is gonna happen when you rapping to that mic?
- Not a damn thing, like me while I'm crimeing while im white,
- Sorry officer, didn't mean to kill 'em with my mic,
- No cuffs no trial and meanwhile you rottin outta sight,
- Don't trust the man who's got a plan, and brings a shovel to a fight,
- Cuz I play for blood, don't need the love, need the drama and the hype,
- So these last lines should remind, You I'm a killer in the night,
- You don't impress and I won't rest, until I fill my jar of eyes.