DEFENDER'S RAP

• Listen dick head this is how i know you're inbred
• Your mum and uncle made a home movie and called it Twinsest
• Cartons of fresh lube take up half of your bedroom
• You're such a fag if you go to a sperm donors now and fart in a testube
• I bet half of it will get used
• You're so gay you think that the taste of jizz is peng
• There's nothing he can say in his defense
• When he's been held down and ran through by 80 different men
• So when he takes a shit it ends up like the name of this event
• So when you're fucking her it's borin'
• You was it's allright she'll love me in the mornin'
• Is touching your nose every other fucking second
• An american thing?
• Yo this spastic cries when he masturbates
• Cause gettin pussy is such a stressful effort