CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Before i get to wordplay i'll warm you up with a little foreplay
• You walked through the doorway,
• abandon all hope 'less you can match my swordplay
• Punchlines in my pockets, walking through the hallway
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• You say i'm average, well thats just MEAN
• Combine the D and, A, to transer genes
• D means Dick and A, is where i pour my DNA
• I figure by now your'e in dissaray
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• Dude man, turn down your coughing
• Thats lung cancer cuz this rhymes' burning
• Someone should have warned you 'bout second hand smoking
• Get on the train, next stop - your coffin
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• But we're simmilar yo, we got shit in common
• You need a coffin; and i need a condom
• Those two things dont have much uncommon
• Both hold stiffs, but one going and the other one's comin.
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• You might be wondering why i brought up condoms?
• This mystery though, is not one that your sister ponders
• Her mom said - say "dont" if around her boobs a hand wanders
• Her mom said - say "stop" if her pussy is explored by hand scholars
• Hence she said "DONT STOP" when i touched both her wonders.
• Next thing i knew, im searching for my boxers
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• You know, i also got a somewhat curious mind,
• Solving problems through research is a talent of mine
• Remember your sis?
• Well the condom broke, while i was doing her from behind
• So she's pregnant now, since i forgot to pull out in time
• Being naturally scared for the child,
• i was interested how it would look once it is out of the chime
• I wanted to know what fuck-position produces the ugliest child
• Without much thought, i asked your mom, and she said - doggystyle.
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• Another part of my biography is my porn life
• Every movie with prostitutes that i watch - i watch on rewind
• Oh, you know I'm Jewish right?
• I get turned on the whore gives the money back at the end/start of the night
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• Ill deviate here from race.
• I was thinking 'bout you, now my brain aches
• Since youre a dwarf i pictured you run through a girls legs
• You got a clit around your ear, and a flap on the face!
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• I'm a cannibal, drink eyball soup from a glass
• People give me the nutrients i need to keep up my class
• Would you like to know what i did when i dumped your sister?
• I wiped my ass.
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