Battles DanyeEast vs PoetProductions
RULES
Be funny, humorous, or downright weird; don't take the battle too seriously lol.
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Check this out, I'mma take a x-lax
- And put my thumb in my ass, just to get it relaxed.
- Cause I'm filling this rap with crap, trying to make it last.
- You can bet my ass I shit fast.
- But I should really get off this pill, before I relapse.
- It feels like flaming thumbtacks.
- The ability that I lack to make stacks
- Adds to the weight on my back.
- My rhymes echo, I'm starting to hear the earth crack
- But I'm too high on smack to comprehend that.
- Got a Tec-9 and a gat, point em both to my booty crack.
- Shoot bullets through my booty fat, walls get covered with poopy splats.
- And I'm ok with that.
- So step back, there's no place for you on this track.
- My words are whiplash, so get thrashed,
- By the wrath of the bitch ass white trash.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Alright you want me to be funny
- Ill smother myself in bees honey
- Go to the zoo and play hide the canoodle with Grizzly
- Im off my noodle next its a poodle Cock-a-doodle Im sickly
- Got you thinking about my rhymes how fucked up is he
- Let me tell dawg I feel you and I smell you
- Hell dude that's because Im behind you when you fell you
- Landed on my dick cuz you thought you wouldn't slip
- Well you just did and I did this for a kick but it cut your upper lip
- Ill eat you for supper, shit you out right away
- cuz Im allergic to beats that are gay
- I don't even know what the fuck I should say
- All I know is I like to play with Tonka Trucks OK
- Im a big kid at heart that's why I play from the start
- Your rhymes are just a quiff while Im the shit you thought was a fart