DEFENDER'S RAP

• look i'm nice as fuck you've just pissed me off
• I'mma need two mics just to get my point across
• listen dick head this is how i know you're inbred
• Your mum and uncle made a home movie and called it Twinsest
• Cartons of fresh lube take up half of your bedroom
• You're such a fag if you go to a sperm donors now and fart in a testube
• I bet half of it will get used
• You're so gay you think that the taste of jizz is peng
• There's nothing he can say in his defense
• You was it's allright she'll love me in the mornin'
• Is touching your nose every other fucking second
• An american thing?
• When your mum saw my youthful charm and boyish good looks
• She was froffing at the gash I like fucking her from behind
• Because there's something I can grab
• Because most spanish bitches have hair on the bottom of their back
• Yo this spastic cries when he masturbates
• Cause gettin pussy is such a stressful effort