Battles Roots vs
RULES
Write an anecdote about your life.
Max of 23 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Amino-acids collide; chemical-formulas combine,
- Bio-molecules, macro-molecules equal protein-files,
- Annihilating DNA-nucleotides, a nucleic-acid sequence,
- Primary structures form as genetic-codes to a human-sequel,
- Biotechnology merges to clone the dissipating specimen,
- The anecdote trails to the parturition of the regiment,
- Birth of breathing-noumea, an transcending corporeal-entity,
- Retained a mammal weeping outside of the womb's energy,
- Verbal-education by mother enables my first ambulation,
- Globular-organs, and cortex including terminology stimulates,
- Now a triple-year sequence morphed to words as "age",
- Education such as psychical and mental begin to stage,
- School introduced to the anecdote of my timeline,
- Where we played, learned by techniques and had to write lines,
- Lack of psychical-eloquence gained the contrary of expectations,
- Punished by vicious bullies created heavy-preparations,
- Unconceited, wandering with melancholic-depression,
- Teenage years began, hormones began with stressing,
- Aggression destructed my expression, chemical-sessions,
- Sexual-attraction to opposite-orientations and genders began,
- Masturbating to pornographic-images til this day, heat ran-
- Still a virgin but optimistic-hope shines bright through my mental,
- I appear as a psychical-human writing pathetic-anecdotes in stencil.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I was bored and horny.
- Lord had warned me, 'stop jacking off'
- Warm and stormy, and the rain was blasting
- off
- Despite the wet weather, ventured out to get
- cheddar
- Iim off the pills yet my head's better
- No longer a bed wetter.
- My dick was itchy, seeming twitchy to the
- Watchers, I heard screaming, 'someone help,
- I'm bleeding.'
- It was a feminine voice, Kinda nasal
- Like there was flem in 'em, was blasting out
- some eminem
- And I ran to the rescue.
- Just a nice lady that was looking for some
- refuge, she looked at me then closed her
- eyesI wish she'd closed her thighs, 'cause dayum,
- Girl that ass was nice,
- I ain't proud of it but she was passed out, with
- her tits north and ass south.
- I hadn't even masturbated Ii slipped it in,
- within a second I'd ejaculated.