Battles  Bobby vs DJMALCOLM

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Hes the new kid on the block
  • coming to your door, knock knock
  • Fuck if its locked, Bitch im coming in
  • Im starting 1 and 0, and that's just to begin
  • you think you good then we can go
  • but I doubt that you win
  • I doubt if i'll loose once, but we can see in the end
  • you weak as muscle relaxers
  • don't try to pretend
  • thinkin im the guy to beat
  • I promise im -not - him
  • ill keep it short and sweet
  • for some who raps so petite
  • im the new kid on the block
  • and im ready to eat

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • hip to the fucking hop
  • I bust on the mic nonstop
  • and I wont stop till you drop
  • places with me you wanna swap
  • cause I am at the fucking top
  • of fucking mount Everest
  • ya man I never rest
  • call up the exorcist
  • demons run my mind
  • killed off all of mankind
  • im unkind, don't remind
  • yourself of how im the man
  • I drive in my minivan
  • asking little kids if they can
  • help me with something in the back
  • hit em in the back of the head
  • knock em out till they're brain dead
  • take home for dinner with soup and bread
  • man im fucked up what the fuck have I just said
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  • chorus
  • I say way too much fucking shit
  • whatever it takes to make a hit
  • i have got the guts and true grit
  • to fuck all of you hypocrites
  • this is d j t j's sequel
  • none of you rappers are equal
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  • back in the saddle
  • for nother rap battle
  • beating you, go on, tattle
  • tell you mommy, your rattled
  • faggots are fragile
  • you pray at the chapel
  • for god to come save you
  • fuck man, he doesn't save jews
  • great music comes in twos
  • that's what I got for all you
  • the sequel to the first
  • haters think it cant get worse
  • just wait till your immersed
  • in my perverse universe
  • I make these bitches disperse
  • they cant take the shit in each verse
  • wish they woulda stopped with the first
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  • chorus
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  • guess how big my dick is
  • "I don't 5 or 6 inches"
  • that's wrong bitches
  • its seven, now pinch it
  • "but that's not giant"
  • slut, don't be defiant
  • ill fuck you like one of my clients
  • the crowd goes silent
  • im too damn violent
  • starting all these riots
  • bitch you be quiet
  • don't speak till spoken to
  • or you'll get you neck broken too
  • it was my raps you awoken too
  • girl, heres a token, you
  • can fuck me whenever you like
  • sike, I'm just fucking kidding dike
  • I'll fuck you after I strike
  • your body with a spike
  • then you will have been impaled twice
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  • you all are fucking cunts
  • kick you bitches like punts
  • i do all my own stunts
  • and roll all my own blunts
  • im in the hunt for whores
  • i eat em up like a carnivore
  • would to an animal he scores
  • then i gut em to the core
  • throw em in the river outdoors
  • and five days later, maybe more
  • you will see a body wash up on shore
  • that's the kinda person i am
  • driving in my dodge ram
  • running over trans ams
  • while im snorting another gram
  • im the motherfucking man
  • all these fake gs can go scram

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