DEFENDER'S RAP

• I spring up into the battle, come down with a one two punch,
• You choking up everything you ate for lunch, kicking your ass back to the Brady Bunch.
• Put into a cast you struggle with a crutch, not realizing that you just completely suck.
• I laugh at all you have to say,
• Surprised your keyboard didn't just get up and fly away.
• Lying Helpless, there's going to be a lyrical massacre today,
• With a bat, break your all your bones, split your vertebrae.
• Your raps are terrible I cant even see them yet,
• Going to get clean victory, nothing but net.
• Whip your ass, send you back to Tibet, gonna drop your ass bigger then credit card debt.
• Crying and whining like you lost your only pet,
• Screaming and cursing like you got a case of Tourette's.
• I don't want to face you, you're recycled I already seen them all,
• I'd rather slit my wrists and down a box of Tylenol,
• I stare at your shitty ass rhymes mortified and appalled.
• This is a battle and you gonna get your ass kicked,
• So how about you do everyone a favor and peddle on this dick?
• Your raps suck and they make me sick, I will do you a favor and get you to commit.
• But I don't want to hate, I don't want to dislike you,
• I just don't want suck enough to diss like you.
• So in conclusion i'd like to say,
• Fuck you bitch but have a nice day.