Battles  ATOMIKKT vs Jackthecat

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This battle ended in a tie.

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Battle on February 26 2014

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • (Punch-line)
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  • Listening to your garbage’s got me feeling trapped in a small cage/
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  • I can’t even express myself, incredible hulk’s rage/
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  • Yeah, punch line after punch line, rhyme after rhyme/
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  • I need to tell my opposites it’s their nap time/
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  • They can’t stop me, this boy is too vicious/
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  • I’m a motherfucking great white shark, swimming in a school of bitches/
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  • You all wish something would turn off in my head/
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  • Cause I’m getting more kids, then Michael’s bed/
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  • Oh, when you talk, everybody’s getting bored/
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  • Cause your lyrics are as strong as a tape measure sword/
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  • Everyone’s pissed at me, saying I’m too harsh/
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  • Screw North West, I’m moving down to the south park, call me Stan Marsh/
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  • Every time I drop a rhyme you whine and you bitch/
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  • You give me that crap, so you can’t say I rap for shit/
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  • So it time for me to tell you down, it should’ve come sooner/
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  • Dog, you got no balls you must have been neutered/
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  • You obviously lack originality like Aubrey drake/
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  • Adopting his cash phrases from little Wayne/
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  • Thinking you’re playing cool but in fact you play like an ATARI/
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  • The odds of you beating me is like hunting seagulls on safari/
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  • Cutting down the most cerebral MC’s with ease/
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  • I’m keeping you alive like dialysis, pumping 40cc's/
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  • Straight rap formulas that you can’t even comprehend/
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  • Legendary like Romulus cept I’m not pretend/
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  • Going to be the best white rapper someday, not Macklemore/
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  • Cause I got genius bars, like an apple store/
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  • It’s about time I got mine, because the lines I comprise and design/
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  • Are going to make me cross the border, to insanity to Aurora Columbine/
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  • They thought I wouldn’t rise. I resembled a Lead Zeppelin/
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  • But I ROCK, like a mountain. That’s a stairway to heaven/

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Rap about my enemies? I do it with haste, dork.
  • Cause all I really gotta do is copy paste yours.
  • But me I never waste whores, got more than a Timberlake tour
  • My life's the fly life like say bye strife after I knife my wife
  • Your raps are trite, they're crap that's right. You sound bad I'm tight.
  • Sorry bout these disses, but I won't be kissin ass
  • After I missed that last battle, you branded me like cattle
  • Now my mind's addled cause I hit myself with a pine paddle.
  • I need to be punished, I don't know what fun is if it
  • isn't playing foot meets balls and you get your nuts punted
  • I'm the worst of Hernandez mixed with Rothesberger
  • I go ham like burgers, and even if I don't try, I hurt her
  • So lemme be frank like furter, I push this shit a lot further
  • than I should, when I got wood I'm not good
  • Not even the dankest pot could get me to stop, dude.
  • So this is an apology, cause I could never possibly
  • stop this, see? This is me. Everything I do is done awfully.

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