Battles ATOMIKKT vs Jackthecat
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
This battle ended in a tie.
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Battle on February 26 2014
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- (Punch-line)
- Listening to your garbage’s got me feeling trapped in a small cage/
- I can’t even express myself, incredible hulk’s rage/
- Yeah, punch line after punch line, rhyme after rhyme/
- I need to tell my opposites it’s their nap time/
- They can’t stop me, this boy is too vicious/
- I’m a motherfucking great white shark, swimming in a school of bitches/
- You all wish something would turn off in my head/
- Cause I’m getting more kids, then Michael’s bed/
- Oh, when you talk, everybody’s getting bored/
- Cause your lyrics are as strong as a tape measure sword/
- Everyone’s pissed at me, saying I’m too harsh/
- Screw North West, I’m moving down to the south park, call me Stan Marsh/
- Every time I drop a rhyme you whine and you bitch/
- You give me that crap, so you can’t say I rap for shit/
- So it time for me to tell you down, it should’ve come sooner/
- Dog, you got no balls you must have been neutered/
- You obviously lack originality like Aubrey drake/
- Adopting his cash phrases from little Wayne/
- Thinking you’re playing cool but in fact you play like an ATARI/
- The odds of you beating me is like hunting seagulls on safari/
- Cutting down the most cerebral MC’s with ease/
- I’m keeping you alive like dialysis, pumping 40cc's/
- Straight rap formulas that you can’t even comprehend/
- Legendary like Romulus cept I’m not pretend/
- Going to be the best white rapper someday, not Macklemore/
- Cause I got genius bars, like an apple store/
- It’s about time I got mine, because the lines I comprise and design/
- Are going to make me cross the border, to insanity to Aurora Columbine/
- They thought I wouldn’t rise. I resembled a Lead Zeppelin/
- But I ROCK, like a mountain. That’s a stairway to heaven/
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Rap about my enemies? I do it with haste, dork.
- Cause all I really gotta do is copy paste yours.
- But me I never waste whores, got more than a Timberlake tour
- My life's the fly life like say bye strife after I knife my wife
- Your raps are trite, they're crap that's right. You sound bad I'm tight.
- Sorry bout these disses, but I won't be kissin ass
- After I missed that last battle, you branded me like cattle
- Now my mind's addled cause I hit myself with a pine paddle.
- I need to be punished, I don't know what fun is if it
- isn't playing foot meets balls and you get your nuts punted
- I'm the worst of Hernandez mixed with Rothesberger
- I go ham like burgers, and even if I don't try, I hurt her
- So lemme be frank like furter, I push this shit a lot further
- than I should, when I got wood I'm not good
- Not even the dankest pot could get me to stop, dude.
- So this is an apology, cause I could never possibly
- stop this, see? This is me. Everything I do is done awfully.