Battles Anonymous2U vs PoetProductions
RULES
Best cuss wins, not best rap
Max of 30 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- This is too easy,
- 'cause you're a pussy.
- Move bitch,
- You're Kony's sandwich.
- Your mum begs for a bash,
- in return she gets cash.
- She's a new level hoe,
- she digs men to and fro,
- (Not the other way around)
- and that's how your dad was found.
- The reason you were born
- Was the condom was torn
- You got such a dumb mama
- The condom was 'Made in China'
- You think you're so 'ard,
- but really you're a retard.
- You think you're a king,
- but only of sexting.
- You think that you're God,
- but you're just from the gay squad
- You have messed up dreams in the night
- being with Kony in a sword fight.
- In the morning the sheets are white,
- But Kony says your fuck was shite.
- Stop dreaming of a boner,
- or I'll put you in a coma.
- You've lost already,
- your pussy's all sweaty.
- You little dip shit,
- Do a favour and quit.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Come here little Susie I want to teach you how you make your brother suck on this Oozy
- Fuck you you choose me to make you into this week’s new flame floozy
- Now the name of this game is cocking the trigger.. no you dumby get off of my cock go grab Tigger
- Now shove his tale into your puppy’s butt then let’s have dinner
- You keep at it with little Jonny you’ll be a winner no baby you’re no sinner
- Take Barbie and pin her to the tree by the throat for the winter
- Shove the printer up your fathers butt let it splinter sent off in a boat with a drifter
- Take your knee highs down from your sweet thighs and fuck your G-I`s
- You and Dee tie three guys to the bed who’s names all Ty just to get high
- Make a pace till you tingle all over the place pull it out and take a taste
- Make no haste it dry’s quick when you cum come Jonny don’t let it go to waste
- Let it dribble down your face you found your place dam you eat enough to bake a cake
- No don’t wait daddy will be home soon and Father Harry is also stopping by
- Not just to say hi baby to sing your favourite lullaby
- While you suck his golden pie pop her chary FLY!
- Watch close baby this is how you fuck a guy dive right in there don’t be shy
- Just remember to watch his pubes so its best to close your eyes grab his thighs
- Slap his ass stick a finger in aren’t you happy with mommy’s surprise
- Scrutinize your work little Susie take him until he fly’s till he cry`s
- Lottie-dottie-betty-by-baby-better-butter-chetter-and-blubber-fluber
- Talking gibberish cuz I can and Im known to be a motherfucker a non truster
- A big buster cluster cuz I walk up to a nun and cussed her fluster must just be I frustrate
- Contemplate fuck it constant hate cuz all I do is fantasies as Im alone and masturbate
- About a man who cry’s while I fucken laugh at pit bulls chopped stakes on a candid plate
- Canned shit who whoops-ass wait ill open the whole stock of cans cuz all I do is fucken hate
- And Im talking about the fucking dawgs in this game get your fucken head on straight