DEFENDER'S RAP

• intro:
• introducing the baddest man on the planet
• fucking big ass dick that's harder as granite
• D J T J is here to save all of rap
• and Malcolm sex is shitting on the crap
• the rap game is mine, get down on your knees
• bow down to the king, you're about to be pleased
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• chorus
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• dammit I have too much skill
• my raps are just so damn ill
• gotta take some more pills
• or they will start to fucking kill
• everyone, can't stop me now
• y'all just keep saying wow
• and I'll take another bow
• before I make pussies meow
• I win battles like the bison
• call me Malcolm sex or Tyson
• cause both names keep rising
• and you'll soon be idolizing
• fuck that, im already an idol
• I have taken raps GOAT title
• left you bitches there standing idle
• so now ride the wave, its tidal
• cause im the fucking king of rap
• all these pussies I've tapped
• I keep widening the gap
• making you look handicapped
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• chorus
• hello
• im not just another white fellow
• I smoke weed till I feel quite mellow
• then I lay down on my nice pillow
• and get my dick eaten like jello
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• i spit raps like tobacco
• i am a fucking wacko
• now get the fuck back hoe
• crossing bitches like tick tack toe
• check the fucking facts yo
• i ran the gestapo
• "is it cause he's bad" no
• its cause im super crazed
• when im hazed and dazed
• but i have fucking amazed
• and now the bar has been raised
• you have never heard a rap phrased
• like this, every critic has praised
• this cd, man they must be crazed
• how can you like music that's bout rapes
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• chorus
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• its time for you to awake
• cause I only rap about rape
• giving parents head aches
• still better than any shit from drake
• if we battled who would you take
• the half black jewish Canadian, eh?
• or maybe the right choice you'd make
• you would bet on Malcolm sex
• if know whats good for ya babe
• cause I can hardly function
• causing death and destruction
• If you dont fall for my seduction
• you will be in an abduction
• and end up in my fucking dungeon
• so here are your instructions
• give my cock a good suction
• and check out my introduction
• I got laney on production
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