Battles Junglewizard vs Thedonofwar
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Alright DonOfWar, like I've said before, you're not on a roll.
- I'm going to tear you up, like a carnivore.
- You're talking like a kid excited to go to the carnival.
- Like you're walking, so delighted, to see a fucking dinosaur.
- Bro, just admit it, a wannabe and only thirteen years old.
- Just a kid, shit, you probably can only drink caffeine when you're told.
- Mothafucka, you ain't batman. You a fat man, a madman, an Afghan.
- Since you're speaking gibberish. You can barely speak English,
- Rinse your pussy freak, it ain't pinkish.
- I'm about to extinguish yo ticklish ass, until you're finished.
- Until no can distinguish you, from a skittish woman or an anguished human.
- Until you're in ruin, this is a shoo-in.
- I'm still brewin' my best rap, shit that'll make Newton...whisper...
- "Well, it looks like it's been proven. The Wizard, is the winner, he's actually what I pictured..."
- And if you do win, by some miracle, then fuck, mad props.
- But from what I've heard, you sin, you're a criminal, so good luck with the cops.
- You ain't biblical, you one-syllable rhyming imbecile.
- I also don't believe your ass was in a drive by,
- Saying shit like "We've crash and I become the wise guy"
- Burying some quality gun, nigga, you were carrying none."
- You're probably end up marrying a nun, no sodomy for your barbarian hun.
- Fuck your bullshit stories,
- Is that the horse-shit you'll be telling yo kids when you're in yo forties?
- I'm out of here, I've already got my own glories.
- And it isn't winning over you, you felon.
- I'm not sinning, so don't got to worry about heaven, I'm not the one that threatened,
- Kid's lives, you almost committed one of the sins of seven.
- I might spit venom, but I'm not the admitted villain that looks like a gremlin.
- This is armageddon Don. Fuck yo raps, writing in all caps. That rap was a lapse, you gonna collapse.
- You ain't aboutta marry models at a McDonalds. She ugly as fuck, you got on the bear goggles.
- The prophecy has almost been filled, my discography is still being instilled.
- I'm about to go full nitro at your albino looking ass, with a rhino, I might be a little psycho.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- MC'S ACT LIKE THEY DONT KNOW WHO I BE
- TRY ME,I'LL HAVE YOU HOOKED UP TO AN IV FOR 5 WEEKS
- I KEEP IT GRIMEY AND GUTTER,MY STYLE REMIND ME OF THE MOTHERSHIP
- IM NOT FROM THIS PLANET,IM ON SOME OTHER SHIT,YOUR RHYMES GET SMOTHERED QUICK
- WHO THE FUCK WANT IT WITH,ME YEAH I DIDNT THINK SO,I DONT WRITE WITH A PEN
- I STAB MYSELF IN THE HEART AND MY INKS SOUL,GET IT? AHH NEVERMIND
- IM A HEAVYWEIGHT YOU GOT A FEATHER MIND,YOUR RAPS ARE ABOUT AS TIGHT
- AS KEVIN FEDERLINES,YOU JUST SAYING WHATEVER RHYMES AND IM BETTER TIMES
- TEN OR MAYBE TO THE 80TH POWER,IM THE CRAZIEST AND YOU THE LAZIEST COWARD
- IM THE BEST IN MY DREAMS AND NOTHING LESS IN REAL LIFE
- IF YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE HIT BY A TRAIN
- GO AGAINST ME AND YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE
- I COULD BE DEAD WRONG AND IM STILL RIGHT
- IM DOPER THEN DOPAMINE,OVERDOSING ON COKE AND BEANS
- PROPOSING NAKED IN THE OPENING OF MCDONALDS
- SO IF YOU GOT BEEF SQUASH IT,OR I'LL HAVE YOUR FAMILY
- WEARING MORE BLACK THEN KIDS COMING OUT OF HOT TOPIC
- DAWG YOUR NOT HOT STOP IT,IN A DRAFT IM ALWAYS THE TOP PICK
- AND YOU JUST TALK SHIT,
- FUCK A DRIVE BY ILL WALK UP TO YOUR HOUSE AND TOSS BRICKS
- LIKE THE MAN IN THE CLOUD ON MARIO,SORRY HOE I JUST NOT FEELING YOUR SORRY FLOW
- MAYBE TOMORROW THOUGH,BUT I DOUBT IT IM THE KING OF PUNCHLINES
- STAND IN LINE CAUSE IT'S PUNCH TIME,ILL FUCK YOUR SISTER AND MOM
- THERE BOTH FIVES,PUT EM TOGETHER CAUSE I ONLY CRUNCH DIMES