Battles Jojodabobo vs ItsTheory
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Keep it real
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Don't cross me shoutout to Jesus
- Making so much chedda you could turn it into cheese its
- Help out please
- I'm Running out of time to pay the fees
- I like living the good life
- Sticking with the Jews
- Getting rich havin a hot wife
- Class is like pay up your dews please
- Fuck y'all hope you get stung by a bunch of bees
- Hold parties not crash em
- Respect the fam not diss em
- Living by the code
- Stand back I'm goin hardcore mode
- Kate I'm sorry about the princes
- I know his dick is as small as mince
- Jobs died of cancer
- What you expect
- He spen all his days having sex with a computer scanner
- Obama is Muslim we all know
- He probably hated god for giving him his girls
- What girls?
- Exactly
- His family looks like men
- Their dogs the only one close to 10
DEFENDER'S RAP
- VERSE 1:
- I keep it realer than Randy with his rhinoceros horns,
- screaming, "fuck the police" like 2pac and his porn,
- this is purely art, and this is raw hip-hop in its form,
- I'm at the tip-top, I'm hopin' y'all flip-flop in this war,
- you wonder about my lyrics? That shit's obvious whore,
- I'm making albums, wonder what I'm dropping it for,
- poppin' shit off, get to bloggin' and to copping it or,
- I'll be under your bed at night, so drop to the floor,
- 'round the clock, till I make my own Clockwork of Orange,
- so cower when you hear that loud knock at your door,
- lock it, make sure, that all of your shotguns are drawn,
- I'm Lucifer, I'm more like Shady or like Hopsin to y'all,
- I don't give a fuck about you 'cuz I'm mocking it all,
- cocking guns, 'cuz you know I rap cocky and more,
- so come against me, bitch this shit is chopper galore,
- I can run up to the station, grab some hostages or,
- I can shoot 'em there, dress up like a cop and abort,
- and I'll end up in a bed up in the hospital locked,
- the mission, fight for my rights like the Beastie Boys,
- and leave the court, shoot the judge, head for East Detroit,
- I'm crazy as a Ouija board, at a vacated beach resort,
- headed for another world, starting many beastly wars,
- running from the cops like that shit is an Olympic sport,
- I slice the track in two, like my words are a ninja sword