Battles Vingkan vs JimmydeBest
RULES
Battle of the unexpected rappers: how did you get into the rap game from a career that no one saw coming?
Max of 32 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Vingkan won this battle!
START YOUR OWN BATTLE
Thousands of battles have taken place on RapPad. Why not join the fun?
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- The story of how I got in the rap game caused a 64-bit of commotion;
- I'm a programmer who raps, as if that's such a strange notion;
- Well, the only cure to ignorance is the lyrical potion;
- I'm about to set these computational raps in motion;
- I got my start writing beats from the command line;
- Now I command these lines online;
- Smashing beats like I smash project deadlines;
- The lyrical programmer is about to make headlines;
- I overpower other rappers, make them retreat;
- I'm about to wipe out their rhymes, control-alt-delete;
- Few computer scientists can accomplish this complex feat;
- My rhyme scheme is the submatrix for this nasty beat;
- You may notice that every line terminates in a semicolon;
- That's how I regulate the rhymes, so my compiler doesn't get swollen;
- No one thought the geek could rap, now the spotlight's been stolen;
- I studied geology a bit too, so I know these hot rhymes are molten;
- Some say my flow is hotter than lava;
- But take me any day and I'll burn you with Java;
- My flaming beats are spitting fire through the fog;
- As I program these rhymes: console-dot-log;
- Releasing the mad rhymes like I unpacked a .zip file;
- Crazy rap decompression, putting other rappers in denial;
- Crushing these raps in binary, say this line's base two;
- one-zero-one-zero until I'm through with you;
- Now join me on this mission, to change the programming perception;
- You automatically downloaded my mixtape at this song's inception;
- To anyone who thought I couldn't flow, that's a misconception;
- Who says CS majors can't rap? I'm the uncaught exception;
DEFENDER'S RAP
- When ya have a ghost that don't like roasts try to make him eat the toasts ,
- If you live on the coast he's gon a come around and boast so if ya roast a
- toast for the ghosts .You gon a call Jimmy de best cause he is the best in
- west with testing pests so stick it on ya vest call Jimmy de Best.
- He'd better rest before he puts his house that has a mouse his
- name is Crouse for lest. He's on a quest to kill that mouse and be the best.
- What are ya doin over there (Where) drivin around town on the bridge I know
- I have play a roll but I really don't wan a pay a toll.(Jimmy de Best X3)
- Walk on the road by the beach seeing what there is to eat the bugs are bad
- eatin up my feet. A guy came up and wiped my feet ,I said thanks, he said my
- name is Pete I said I know you your the guy sells the meat I know put you in
- this beat Pete said sweet I'm gon a see ya wheat and have a treat.
- I went home and saw the ghost I called Jimmy he said he will go away if you
- give him nine months pay they'll go away at the end of the day as long as
- long as you give him nine months pay.(nine months pay) He's Jimmy the
- Best just put his card in yo vest if ya want ta get rid of ya pests ( Jimmy de Best
- X3) Everbody uses slang it even happens when ya say dang . yo mama told ya
- not to be in a gang even when the telephone rang we always sang especially
- when she said dang. (Jimmy de Best X3 ) Amazin yo super amazing . Thank You