Battles ImaMaverick vs Reesus
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Max of 32 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- We know a kitty never change his stripes
- And well, we know you’re a pussy alright
- Softer than a kitten, to be precise
- See, Lordess came through, I feasted, went berserk
- So I figure, why not have a little Reesus for dessert?
- Break you into pieces, make it hurt
- Your girl was delicious…for what she’s worth
- And you dish disses, but your disses land like your bitch’s kisses
- Close, but still misses.
- And no doubt you’re ambitious
- But your dishing is still just wishing and honestly
- Your tough guy act feels a bit fictitious, like you probably
- Spend weekends taking dicking
- and making your man dinner in the kitchen
- And I came outta nowhere, practically starting a new religion
- You and Lordess, my only opposition, but that’s only cause
- She got you on conditions, you’re her bitch and
- Y’all thought you were ill, well I’m your prescription
- I’m here putting on a clinic
- Kids, follow along, this is how you win shit.
- Rapapd is now my kingdom, and I ain’t ask for one opinion
- Chance I win this? 100%...I’m a statistician. Fire.
- The only spark you have is from my friction
- And my prediction is that my win comes to fruition
- But y’all still won’t learn your lesson
- You’ll still get idiots to vote for you,
- Even though I spit better shit from my rectum
- You kids, “Are you really this good?” I’m tired of that question
- If you can’t tell based on the aggressive progression you’ve seen
- When you niggas start battling me
- Then maybe you faggots should also have Lordess as your queen.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- CONTEXT Maverick: a small unbranded calf that was separated from it's mother
- He had the audacity to challenge me
- So I guess now I have to send this maverick running back to his mommy
- He's a lone calf but the milk tastes like butter
- So maybe that's the reason for all the nonsense he utters
- He half asses his raps
- That must be why I only see half of his bullshit call me Fetty Wap
- You have gaps in your flow
- I bust two caps and just go
- Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream
- But the water just turned to acid fuck around and get steamed!
- This is no cake walk
- I'll send you home with shattered ribs and a knife in your spleen
- Some say I'm obscene
- But I don't give a fuck this rap game is my caffeine
- I've got as bad an attitude as Kanye without his green
- But I've got more important things to worry about than being mean to some faggots
- Better things to do than be a part of Rappad's beauty pageant
- Chop through maverick's lines with my lyrical,
- Machete
- Said you got your girl on lock but,
- I got a spare key
- Mix a disrespectful me with a,
- Self-righteous King Louie and you get a,
- decapitee
- So I guess it won't be long before they decapitate Reece
- If you're the maverick, I'm the wolverine
- And you obviously can't handle the heat
- So get out of the kitchen 'cause I'm whipping up a whole plate of fixin's
- Peeling your skin like a potato
- So don't mess with this rap aficionado
- 32 lines was enough to knock you into tomorrow