Battles Drnkonwien vs
RULES
Just a standard text only battle since I don't have a mic yet... I'd prefer to keep cursing to a minimum, but not gonna say don't
Max of 41 lines
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This battle ended in a tie.
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I bet crust falls from your lips when you speak,
- You get crushed by everything you lift cause you're weak,
- Everything you speak is a disaster, when your rap is at its peak
- Defeat will still be your morning after,
- You're boring a master with your nonsense,
- You're touring my craft and its best to get, gone, went,
- I hope you find yourself a new hobby after this,
- Cause for this you obviously are not meant,
- And I'll lobby for this next rap to be your end,
- Cause no one wants to hear you, or even read you on this site
- Cause no one even fears you, anyone could beat you up on sight,
- You might wanna stop now, before you ensure your embarrassment,
- I'll mentally make you feel tortured and scared and bent,
- I'll air the scent out, after you shit within your britches,
- And tuck you in at night cause youre so god damn precious,
- Trying to come off as vicious bitch this is your concious,
- Telling you to stop now and I'm just really being honest
- On this track you're gonna fail, derail into the comets,
- By that I mean I'll make you feel nausious til you vomit
- I'm on this unlike you are, the longest verse you spit still can't come this far,
- I'm over this I'm finished I'm done I'm fine,
- I wrote this whole verse absurdly drunk on wine
- So top it, I'm just here to learn, take a little in and give something in return
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I'm a champ, you're a fucking shit lightweight
- I will dislocate your bottom so I make you shit sideways
- I'm nights, days, centuries ahead of you.
- You white slave, this centipede will bury you, none envy you,
- Put lead in you, you're a motherfucking midget fool.
- Ribbit, drool, subject of all ridicule
- Come night time, I'll feel, rub your hoe
- Bitch, I'll rip off both your legs and still stub your toe
- Remove your vocal chords and still demand an answer
- Fucking choke your whores and still stand, a panther,
- you're a cancer, this ain't fucking banter, this is slander
- lay your head on the ground and motherfucking stamp ya
- Don't worry honey this procedure is painless
- I'll rip off your tongue, staple it to your anus
- Failed all your subjects, really wishin you passed
- Glue your lips to your rectum so you're kiissing your ass
- You're a kitten, a cat, I think a more fitting word is pussy
- Stuff your hands up your butt
- so you're fingering your toushie