Battles Bigarsh vs DJMALCOLM
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Dennis Earl,
- Turlock High School
- it was kinda cool
- cutting class for the pool
- we got some lsd at santa cruz
- eating shrooms on a cruze with gin and juice
- R I L
- ,,,price check,,,
- no receipt nigga i got that
- here my gun go plap plap
- here my dick go smack smack
- codeine
- Vicodin
- Xanax
- snort that coke that looks like a Kleenex
- i feel the world go round n round
- as the sun fin a be in the east bound
- my dreams are falling like evil angels
- mediocre jobs are not so stable
- just so you can be another label,
- another slave
- another number
- i feel like another pile of lumber
- im feeling lower than a broken bumper
- watching turtles hate on shredder
- liked it when those days were better
- heather
- was the girl i fucked last winter
- post cards and my letters
- are what i wrote and i sent her
- bent her over
- gave it to her
- hit the slopes
- switch 180
- front side, 50-50
- stop 2 save
- got to get some brandy
- bitches love that shit more than candy
- titties bouncing
- start pole dancing
- point my lance as if i'm jousting
- boom boom boom
- here that bass
- back to my place pussy don't got a face
- bitches shake their booty
- acting snooty
- ya you know that judge Judy
- sippin on my baily
- wishin i can do this daily
- parents treat me like a baby
- no need for chasers
- im too lazy
- pants arnt baggy hipsters
- at the rave
- ya i kissed her
- i fucked her
- on the dance floor
- ya i bumped her
- bumpen ayo from a stranger
- that white girl is my cater
- bitch whyd you have to lie to me
- giving blowjobs to my friends
- you dont mean shit to me
- like anti-hestimines
- your history
- now wash your mouth out with some Listerine
- now shut your mouth stop pestering
DEFENDER'S RAP
- chorus
- I do drugs
- being high is fun
- I do drugs
- cause im number one
- I do drugs
- done a fuckin ton
- I do drugs
- I've only just begun
- sweet jesus, where's the weed
- ya that's the shit I need
- "teezy, we also got speed
- you want some," yes indeed
- what else do we got dave?
- "well, theres some crack cocaine"
- fuck ya, lets go insane
- we can fuck up our brains
- with some methamphetamine
- I go crazy when elevated
- this feeling cant be simulated
- and it cant be overstated
- how im heavily medicated
- cause im poppin valium
- "sorry to tell you malcom
- but you accidently took some
- Viagra" wow that was dumb
- no wonder im excited and not calm
- gotta boner, im gonna cum
- so slim davy please call up your mum
- chorus
- im going on a shooting spree
- so slim davy, needle me
- lets hook up the iv
- get high on the white lady
- then I will fuck with molly
- right now im feelin awfully
- good, could say its jolly
- taking pills with beer chugs
- I downed a couple slugs
- then got high from butt plugs
- puking all over the rugs
- these bitches can only shrug
- still wanna give teezy a hug
- so fuck all these thugs
- and get me some more drugs
- chorus
- oh my god, theres aliens
- "nah man your just high again"
- but I have only done acid
- I don't feel very blasted
- "you've popped more pills than marshall mathers did
- its not good you don't remember it"
- I thought that was some pretender shit
- that was good shit, is there any left
- "sorry man, but I took all the rest"
- you bitch, those were the best
- spose ill snort coke off the breasts
- of Lindsay lohan, im obsessed
- and in love with her, lets have sex
- then get high, maybe digest
- some shrooms, ya that's my request
- long as we don't have 'nother drug arrest
- chorus