Battles  LouisGage vs

RULES

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Battle on July 18 2015

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • All these pricks
  • Looking like dicks
  • Jacking my style
  • It might take you a while,
  • But even though i can't rap
  • At least i know how to
  • Ratta tap tap
  • Just like EMINEM
  • I am not afraid,
  • What you got?
  • i Hit you on the spot,
  • So take your piece of shit
  • And just sit
  • Maybe you could make some notes
  • For a little bit
  • You're dumb
  • You sad little bum
  • You're outdone
  • So go back
  • To where it's all at
  • And learn some notes before your bars go flat!!

DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • I'm quite angelic,
  • when I type, land relics,
  • Lord is my witness,
  • this man said it,
  • sucking up to the teacher for that extra credit,
  • need some extra medics, I don't hunt, I predat-
  • 5th amend? I plead it,
  • you made money?
  • well BITCH, I bled it, now go stalk reddit.
  • I'm a silent killer, take my trident, will ya?
  • When I slide it through ya, don't abide by rules, err,
  • I'm like dennis the menace,
  • killer,
  • pile of bodies like tetris,
  • so check this young prodigy,
  • nobody ever stopping me,
  • carving 'em up sloppily,
  • leaving you nice and chocolatey,
  • the young Socrates,
  • knock a tree, DOWN,
  • with my knob, with my D, BROWN,
  • don't try robbin me, flee, CLOWN!

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