Battles  Penguinlord vs lyricmeister

RULES

cursing and payouts preferred, first battle

Max of 26 lines

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • my raps may be lame but i can still kick your ass like Bruce Wayne
  • i'm a psychopath, feel my wrath
  • don't mess with me
  • if we cross paths, it will be your last day in society
  • don't fuck with me, mind the profanity,
  • that i shoving in ya face like your dad shoves his dick where the sun don't shine,
  • read between the lines, i'm pissed off, with a vengeance
  • didn't the devil mention us,
  • me and my crew will cut though you,
  • like a chainsaw cuts though wood,
  • come to my hood,
  • and i'll show u how to live life to the fullest,
  • because i'm not buying your bullshit, you gay ass pacifist
  • your dad was a rapist,
  • and ya mum was a feminist Opportunist jihad
  • you may call me a scumbag, but your a cum rag
  • used by ya daddy and his fellow undergrads,
  • but its not your fault he had to go back to school to get and education
  • it's because he's from the stolen generation,
  • you recon black, but you lack the very essence
  • so quit the act because i'v lost my Patience
  • hold your aggression,
  • because i forgot to mention, i'm a human weapon on a pension
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DEFENDER'S RAP

  • You so ugly a homeless person won't take your money
  • Just sits there laughing like "boy you funny"
  • Who's iller than me?
  • No one that that the eyes can see
  • Cuz I'm a killer indeed of these corny emcees
  • When this shit gets thorny, don't mess with me
  • Cuz that's a recipe for a 'rest in peace'
  • I'm hard, that's why you're at dinner with your girl and she's sexting me
  • Cuz I'm a don and you're a lemon,
  • So be like John Lennon and let it be
  • If you don't then ima burn you in the third degree
  • I guess you never heard of me
  • But it's too late, and now it's an emergency
  • I'll make you toss and turn in your sleep
  • It will burn when you pee
  • You're observing an emcee on a murdering spree

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