CHALLENGER'S RAP

• GOOGLE,you don't wanna battle
• You're the snake without the rattle
• You're the boat without the paddle
• You're the duck without the waddle
• You're the horse without the saddle
• The ranch without the cattle
• The day without the shadow
• Son, I think you should skedaddle kick gravel
• Sayonara punk arrivederci
• What language do I have to say it in for you to hear me clearly
• Adios amigo, you're over with, finito
• This clown couldn't rap anything but my burrito
• Kid, you have to hold your mommy's hand before you cross the street
• You have to sneak out the house just to clean and sweep
• And now you look queasy, I made him go mute
• Put your camera phones up so you can post this on YouTube
• LILMAX got a screw loose he's terrified to bust
• So lightweight that I can blow him over with a gust
• You're weak like Seven Days, you deserve boos
• You should walk around in some high-heeled shoes
• You should rock pigtails and a skirt
• You're shaking in your boots
• Are your feelings getting hurt?
• Well, maybe I should hurt more than your feelings
• Maybe I should rip the roof off the theatre ceiling
• Maybe you should start kneeling his eyes are getting misty
• You're so wack, if you were me you couldn't diss me
• Kissy kissy Roxanne, did you miss me?
• I'll take you out to dinner after I've eaten this pipsqueak
• And when we're on vacation I'll let him house sit
• HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
• You're not a baller, you're a phony
• I bet your whole crew is a bunch of rent-a-homies
• And now you lie in bed lonely, your persona's a façade
• The only girls you get are in the pages of a catalog
• Here stands Lord of DaBluff
• His lies were legendary till LILMAX made him hush
• And what's funny is your truth is enough
• AND THAT SERVES YOU RIGHT