DEFENDER'S RAP

• //nXpliCit
• Can I trouble you for a glass of water
• As I am a little horse when in comes to this
• Get off me please when I'm eating jesus
• Because I feel good from my head tomatoes
• Staying up to date with all these foes
• They ask me to upgrade to windows seven
• But I said I still love vista baby!
• Lines so classical you worry I'll be bach
• With the long curls progressing like spoc
• I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
• Unlike you stay down on those knees please
• I was in mary before joseph you see
• Im jesus so please continue to pray
• See you opinion is nuts I'm a damn squirrel
• You a colonel and I'm breaking the law
• Everything I do will drop your jaw
• //GooglePlus
• Wat is love baby don't herd me
• Don’t listen to them I think ur fintastic
• get otter here
• I built this bench with my bare hands
• Indeed it's making my voice horse
• Yarr I was a pirate but they kicked meowt
• All these puns you have cat to be kitten me right now
• Posting animal puns for karma well toucan play at that game
• Don't stop retrievin hold on to that feline
• I could gopher a beer
• Jurassic times call for jurassic measures
• whale whale whale what have we got here
• Stop making me laugh you'll make me puma pants