Battles Kilgore vs GooglePlus
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- They say the best flow comes from the dude with the no-fro
- Hairstyle but I'll crow once the popo know about my wild
- rides through the corridors of rhyming
- Your spit's dry as deserts but my shit's like jungles thriving, writing
- with juice in the frigidaire, take a picture while you stare
- at the way my words and rhymes root, in battle there
- As I pillage all you leave behind
- You speak like you're fruity but all you're offering is melon rinds
- They say my rhyme transcends time and I'll take that as indication
- That unlike you, I don't subside to auto-fellation
- This nation sick with the breath of death
- But the breadth that I go for, for quality, is too intense
- They say the indication of perfection is an M Benz
- But at least to me, that don't make any sense, but I'm on the fence.
- I thought any old shmuck can buy a luxury car
- But it takes a real G to spit mothafucking bars
- I'm gritty like the sand in your eyes and on your tiles
- when you realize that I bested you in every style
- Step back, because the blood is gonna flow
- Like the Nile River, imitating my dough
- They say the best cash is the cash that no one ever sees
- You gangster fuckers got the feds like a dog's got fleas
- I'm like the breeze, here one moment, gone the next
- So check your necks before the razor goes through
- I'm on your tape decks
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Intro
- Like clockwork, like..clockwork
- Verse
- Well it's the maniac with zany raps, made millions off of baby Mac
- My brain, it ain't attached, you love me? It's a little late for that
- They gave my crazy ass a label, everything is rated X
- I'm far beyond divorced middle aged men who pay for sex
- I work like I ain't made it yet, deserve this motherfuckin' paper
- Get a Kit-Kat, break it in half, save one for later
- Death to any traitor that's a Benedict Arnold
- I be wildin', goin' broke at international car shows
- I'm a lawn mower, mad face get redder than a dog boner
- Thank God I got sober, pot smoker, top roller, thought holder
- Was a little kid until I got older
- Wild since a child, pulled my file out of God's folder
- Now let me talk slower, you can understand me now
- We the originators, your style hand-me-down
- They got me turnin' up, the amp is loud
- The apocalypse is comin', so we campin' out at Grannies house
- Dancin' with a bitch and pull her panties down, it's bush league
- I love a little nature, addin' flavor to the pussy
- People tend to overlook me and my agent overbooked me
- I'mma get it while the gettin' good, feel better than forever
- I'm National Treasure like Nicolas Cage
- I'm a shelter for these animals, got bitches for days
- She be feedin' on my semen and it's cinnamon glaze
- I tell her keep it or delete it, it's the digital age
- Now I'm muscle buildin' just so I can juggle children daily
- I'm fucked up in the head a bit, I'm Rumplestilskin crazy
- These bitches gettin' wet when I pull up in a Mercedes
- Bitch I be with Mr. T, I'm simply the fuckin' A-Team
- Make dreams reality
- Say hi when you see me, my hello is a formality
- I'm comin' with a cavalry
- Of motherfuckers trained from watching Braveheart battle scenes
- Waste of space and we paint our faces like it's Hallowe'en
- Outro
- Boo!