Battles alexthegreat vs JTJParadox
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- lets see what you got to show me
- something new something original or something corny
- i don't claim to be the best rapper
- and i don't rhyme like a half asser
- lets see you what you bring to the table
- i hope you say your blessings
- form of a respect so you won't be guessing
- which words to say how many syllables per line
- i don't care if you're coming from cloud 9
- i don't care about how many bitches you fuck
- i hope while you rhyming you get stuck
- i'll pull a chuck norris on you i'm undefeated
- i'm respectful so i'll wait until your seated
- whats to rap about today? kim kardashian's ass?
- or that you want to rap with kanye?
- you want to be a superstar that goal is hard to achieve
- you gotta work so damn best believe
- you got to want it more than winning
- because once you start it's only the beginning
- i feel like i'm a preacher talking about life thinking it's easy
- suicidal thoughts make it easier make it breezy
- california heat i'm discreet till i'm buried 6 feet
- lets see you got i'll give you the time
- maybe you're sublime
- i hope this rap doesn't leave you deprived
- i'll be waiting for you to touch this hot surface
- and give this rap shit a purpose
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Hey listen this chicken better quit it with it's bitchen,
- you deserve a spanking and my ass you will be lickin'.
- I got all the fame and glory while your usernames self-explanatory,
- I'll kick your ass hard leave the mess bloody and gory.
- I hope everybody is spotting me everybody is watching me,
- trying to diss you properly GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PROPERTY!
- this is obviously poverty in which you're going through,
- with my disses comin' in cold it'll sure give you the flu.
- you flew out of this battle acting like a little bitch,
- by the end of this battle you'll need more than a stitch.
- follow me on Twitch so everyone can see me kick your ass,
- take you down in a "Flash" then I'll successfully make your brain crash!
- Leave you in a butt rash cause you're extremely butt-hurt,
- Listening to you rap is like listening to dirt!
- Pervert by the end of this battle I'l destroy all of your crops,
- chip-chop on the block to make your heart stop!
- In all seriousness though your the one who seriously blows,
- you winning is impossible since you cant handle my flow.
- This is nacho win I'll leave you scarred for days,
- now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna eat some "Lays".