Battles KimJangEggroll vs GooglePlus
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- My lines are so #hard they are #eleven #on #the #Mohs #scale
- Mess with me, go #blind and have fun #deciphering #worn #Braille
- I'm so #hot I can #evaporate #a #block #of #iron
- And so #important I am why #Archimedes #was #inspired
- I whack whackness in its big face
- And leave a contusion on his #forehead bigger than that of #Nick #Grace
- Your #disses #end #up #healing #me like injected #cortisone
- Such a #pro at being #weird I got #forty-#seven #chromosomes
- Your raps are so #simple you mass produced #neutrinos
- They got their #life #sucked #out like an attack of a swarm of #mosquitoes
- Pupils study my traits as schoolwork because I'm so distinct
- Lines so #deadly it made the species of #archaebacteria #extinct
- #Sticks #and #stones won't break my bones but my words make a #fire #ignite
- Your bars get people so #sleepy parents #sing #them #to #their #child #at #night
- I make an #Alzeimers #patient even more #demented
- I caused so many #seizures I effectively ruined the #Fourth #Amendment
DEFENDER'S RAP
- if they should hold me for ransom honey destroy my tapes as you leave
- to experience the bittersweet, to taste defeat, then brush your teeth
- now she wash, she cook, she clean and keep your house sparkling clean
- pickle in a bag, eat it juice and all, pickle in a bag, like em big not small
- oh, time is short and the days are sweet and passion rules the arrow that flies
- hypocrites eating shit, choking on the spewings they never lived by
- rise! the dark antichristian night, we praise the succubus of delight
- all the lives that you've been living in, fork tongues and knives won't get