Battles Mordufy vs MCcrunkMan
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Suck my dick and you better keep that head bobbing.
- Say yum while you eat it too. It's better than Red Robbin.
- Death's knocking at your door, bitch, so duck like that leads popping.
- Only time you get pussy is when you're going pet shopping.
- I'll leave you screaming. People hear you cry through the whole place.
- Brush your teeth with my jizz, I guess it's practically Colgate.
- I add an "e" to rap, factually there's no debate
- They all traumatized like "We actually witnessed a rape."
- No bluffing, I'll make you go sucky sucky.
- Rough bathroom sex, like Rothlisberger was playing rugby
- I'll do more than touch you if you ever think you can touch me.
- Watch me fuck this kid up. You'd think I learned from Sandusky.
- I'm a little rusty but I'm might have to start busting
- The sick syllable shit that people know that I'm loving
- Bones get broken, I own this throne, so there's no hoping
- Of growing up to overthrone this poem throwing clone of Odin.
- In the zone I'm going, flowing fluid like oceans showing
- Waves on the horizon rolling genocide, like Hitler in Poland.
- Yeah, I'm still wicked. Still got it, I'm still kicking.
- Got skills that make you run for the hills, I'm ill, bitches.
- I'm standing here with a scythe when I rhyme, reaping for real get it?
- You're gambling with your life against a stacked deck, so deal with it.
- I'm done here. You just saw a rapper get buried.
- Only thing he has going for him now is that faggots can get married.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Ill rape yo ass #lyrically, you can't get a #piece #of #me, this nigga a snitch,
- If I had an orgasm for every time he rapped wack I'd #rape #his #bitch
- You need #tampon #platex minus well it forever because you will never #get
- #sex you need room for ya boi in the schedule but you can't #get #flexxed
- #vex #dimension I'm #destroying #it, your bullshit you said to me, that #is
- #nondescript, wordplay is a #bitch mister its also your #death I take girl
- Take her to bed make her cheeks turn #bright #red slit her throat come to
- Ur #one #bedroom #apartment and #shred #lyrically, I bet you've never
- Come up someone so #sickly, I'm #mentally #ickly, chew you up spit you out
- Like #napolean #sphaggeti, like #polish #vagina when its around me it gets
- Heavy. Look at my #ferrari then look at your #jalopy #chevy, I got problems,
- With you that is, you weak just like your #dick, my perfect time to kill
- They say #cold #hard #murder is sick, I agree that's why I'm doing the trick,
- My ego is as thick as #Nick #Graces #Forehead after this you are #dead
- I thread on dead #termite #invested #body, piss on it, then without a trace
- Move on to another hobby, take a #shot of #scotty hello where you at?
- Good he's dead come #here #bitch #lets #get #naughty
- Evidence shades man they go for #six #fotty, make like #yogi and eat #black
- #slave #pussy, #forcefully #drink her blood from the #whip and #pressure
- I forgot you dead, I'm already given yo girl #pleasure, she came too bad she
- Never gave them #treasures, I am the #thresher of #threshholds and the rest
- So I t one thing other to say #step aside #pest so anyways
- What has we learned? Nothing! Because you are dead. So I'm gonna say this
- Peacefully, YOU CANT GET A PIECE OF ME, because you were #killed, #raped,
- And #skillfucked, #lyrically